百度小品泰坦尼克号台词

丫蛋小品全集《泰坦尼克号》 谁有这个小品的台词啊

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泰坦尼克号小品怎样主持

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泰坦尼克号的经典对白

《尼克号》经典对白YouletgoandI’mgonnahavetojumpinthereafteryou###(Ondeck.RoseiscryingandrunspastJackwhoislyingonabenchsmoking.Sheclimbsovertheship’srailingsandhangsonwithherbacktotheshipabouttojumpintothesea.)JACK:Don'tdoit!ROSE:Stayback!Don'tcomeanycloser!JACK:Comeon!JustgivemeyourhandandI'llpullyoubackover.ROSE:No,staywhereyouare!Imeanit!I'llletgo!JACK:No,youwon't!ROSE:Whatdoyoumean,NoIwon't?Don'tpresumetotellmewhatIwillandwillnotdo.Youdon'tknowme.JACK:Well,youwouldhavedoneitalready.ROSE:You'redistractingme.Goaway!JACK:Ican't.I'minvolvednow.Youletgo,andI'mgonnahavetojumpinthereafteryou.(Jackstartstakingoffhisshoes.)ROSE:Don'tbeabsurd.You'dbekilled.JACK:I'magoodswimmer.ROSE:Thefallalonewouldkillyou.JACK:Itwouldhurt;I'mnotsayingitwouldn't.Totellyouthetruth,I'malotmoreconcernedaboutthatwaterbeingsocold.ROSE:Howcold?JACK:Freezing.Maybeacoupleofdegreesover.Haveyouever,uh,everbee

求岳云鹏河南话版《泰坦尼克号》台词

肉丝儿穿着赛旗袍，在船帮上呆着，要往下跳。

杰克抽着烟，赛于谦。

“妮儿，弄啥咧

”“咋咧，滚，跳船。

”“海水可凉啦。

你看你这个妮儿长得可带劲咧。

”

求一小品，里面有演泰坦尼克号的一段，还用卫生纸表演

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