马达加斯加全部台词
你好，我是从马达加斯加2的完整剧本里自己找出来的
台词绝对没有问题，刚才和电影的那一段核对了一下。
前段时间我也看了的，觉得很好看
呵呵
这一段也很感人
希望能满足你的需求
Marty? Hey! Marty! Marty? Marty. Where'd you get the fruity hat? Excuse me! Excuse me! Hi. Is Marty in there? Anyone seen Marty? Which one of us is Marty? All right. Well, if you see him, tell him his friend Alex came to say goodbye. Goodbye? Don't go. Where are you going? - Can we come? - No. I have to do this alone. You can't leave the reserve! What are you doing? - They'll get your hat. - Hunters are everywhere! Could you leave the hat? Marty! I know you're in there. Before I go, I got something I want to say. You've been a great friend. You've helped me so often to see the bright side of my problems that I never think of you having any. I wasn't there for you when you needed me. Just like back at the zoo. What kind of friend does that make me? A pretty lousy friend, I guess. I just want you to know that I... You're one in a million. This is touching. It is touching. So could you turn around so I can tell you to your face? That's right. Gotcha! I see you in there! Yeah, you. You, right there. Twelfth row, two hundred and third from the left. That's you, Marty. I know it's you. Know what makes you special? These guys are white with black stripes. You're black with white stripes. You're a dreamer, Marty. Always have been. You have great taste in music and horrible taste in friends. Well, not Melman and Gloria, but me. OK, I'm in. Marty, you can't come with me. You don't have a choice.
求马达加斯加3经典台词，10句以上（中英都有）。
listen, Mototo, you better treat this lady like a queen.听着，摩托托，你最好对这女孩好一点Because you, my friend, you found yourself the perfect woman.因为你找到了这个世界上最完美的女人If I was ever so lucky to find the perfect woman,如果我有这么幸运的话I`d give her flowers every day. And notjust any flowers.OK?我一定每天都给她送花。
当然不是随便什么野花都行，知道吗
Her favorites are orchids. White. And breakfast in bed.她喜欢兰花，白色的那种，早餐要送到她床上Six loaves of wheat toast, butter on both sides.六片小麦土司，两面都要涂黄油No crust, the way she likes it.面包片要去掉，她不喜欢吃I`d be her shoulder to cry on and her best friend.我愿意成为她最知心的朋友，在她伤心难过的时候给她依靠的肩膀I`d spend every day thinking of how to make her laugh.我每天都会想着怎么让她开心She has the most amazing laugh.她有这世界上最美的笑脸That`s what I would do if I were you.如果我是你的话，我就会这么做But I`m not, so you do it.不过我不是，所以你要替我做
马达加斯加2的部分剧本 英文的
Come on! y`all know this one! It never gets stale! We`ll miss you little fuzz buckets! You`ve been a great crowd! Glad we could introduce you to the toilet. If you ever come look us up in Manhattan, feel free to call first. Seriously though, call. OK? Settle down, everybody. Be quiet! You can`t leave without this! Surprise, freaks! Shake it! Shake it. Look, I`m a lady! I`m a lady, everyone! I`m a lady! Not really! It`s me, King Julien! Which of you is attracted to me? Hands up! Hey, freaks! You will be very glad to hear that I am coming with you. Oh, no, thank you. Yes, thank you. It`s my plane! Until I return with the spoils from the new country... Stevie will be in charge! I don`t think they like that idea. What are you saying, Stevie? No. What? Could we? No, you didn`t say that! How is that even possible? Naughty little thing! Stevie says... Let them eat cake! King Julien, wait for me! I`m all packed! I have a whole itinerary planned! Oh, no! It`s Mort! He`s so annoying! Don`t let him on. Stop that thing! He`s carrying scissors and hang cream! Everybody in! Quickly, get in, get in! Get in quick! Struts. - Check. Flaps. - Check. Engine. coffee maker. - Check. You guys! Oopsie- daisy! That has to be the second biggest slingshot I`ve ever seen. But it`ll have to do. Attention. This is your captain speaking. In the event of an emergency, place the vest over your head then kiss your... good-bye. New York City, here we come! Baby. Pray to your personal God this hunk of junk flies. Personal God, hunk? What? We are go, sir. Open the door! I`m outside! If cabin pressure is lost, place the mask over your face to hide your terrified expression. Excuse me miss, aren`t these supposed to be attached to my seat? No, sir. OK, boys, launch!
马达加斯加1或3的英文台词，口语的
Although on the mouth dislikes you to say I young stupid stupid, satisfying in very am actually happy - because loves you Is receiving suffering from injustice time always first to think of you - because I love you Is late in you blames you, really scolds you, but is treasures each time with you in together - because me loves you Very is really mean spirited, in the eye allows not to be below sand - because I love you Each time the vitality does intentionally has not calmed down, only is wants to listen to you to roar oneself - because I love you Can accompany you to look together you most like program, even if is the oneself most repugnant drop - because I love you Always wants your slow spot to eat, because feared you can have the gastric disease - because I love you 虽然口中不喜欢你说我年轻的愚蠢愚蠢的，满足我实际上非常高兴-因为爱你接收遭受不公正待遇时总是首先想到你-因为我爱你已经晚了，你指责你，你真的上级的斥责，但每一次的宝藏与你在一起-因为我爱你真正的意思非常热烈，在眼睛允许不得低于砂-因为我爱你每一次的活力并故意没有平静下来，不仅是要听你的咆哮自己-因为我爱你可以陪你一起看你最喜欢的计划，即使是自己最令人厌恶下降-因为我爱你总想你慢点吃，因为怕你可以有胃病-因为我爱你好像只有1的接下来是英语剧本
悬赏[跪求] 马达加斯加/ 怪物公司/ 功夫熊猫/ 中英文剧本
剧本啊不大好找
搞笑相声剧本
《找》甲：人来的不少啊乙：唉，今坐满了甲：给大家一下我旁边的，我哥们，拜把子兄弟，要说这兄弟有时候也不是什么好鸟
乙：说嘛呢
说嘛呢、谁不是什么好鸟啊
甲：你是好鸟乙：哎
嗯
有这么说话的吗
甲：我没说你，就打这么一个比方乙：没这么比的甲: 人家都说嘛，宁学桃园三结义，不学瓦岗一炉香乙：哎，是有这么说的甲：像桃园三结义，刘备，关羽，张飞三人儿，一个头磕地上了，跟亲兄弟似的，回头儿，兄弟三人保唐僧西天取经去了。
乙：哪儿呀这是，不对奥甲：《红楼梦》上写着呢乙：不对呀
好像是《水浒》上写的甲: 唉
瞧着没，有一个比我还傻的呢乙：好嘛，你知道啊
甲：给大家介绍一下，我市非著名相生表演艺术家乙：不敢当甲：老张（蟑）乙：老蟑啊
我是虫子啊，姓张甲：对……姓张，弓，长，张来自咱门新加坡乌鲁木齐的乙：你说我是外星人得了，有那地方吗
甲：老人家了不得啊，乙：我招你惹你了甲：相声说的好啊
乙：你过奖了甲：在相声界表演演的最好，在表演届相声说的最棒乙：有你这么夸人的吗
甲：我们爷俩儿首次到南昌演出…乙: 您等会儿，什么叫“我们爷俩”
甲：哦，小时候我们两玩“过家家”，你老爱当大少爷，我长得老相，你为了遭进我，管我叫父亲乙：哦
合着我就这么遭进你呀
甲：开玩笑……有一段时间没和大伙儿见面了，我想死你们了乙：他也学会了，您最近都在忙些什么呀
甲：我最近去了一趟我姨家乙：你姨
谁啊
没听你说过啊
甲：夏威夷乙：这怎么还是个地名呢甲：以后你听的全是地名乙：喝儿，好嘛那你姨家有几口人呢
甲：不多就五口人。
一个夏威夷（姨），一个阿拉伯，还有三个女儿：芬兰.波兰.荷兰乙：喝儿，都聚他们家去了，那不挤的上吗
甲：不挤，家大呀
乙：这得多大家能装下啊
甲：马达加斯加(家)乙：好嘛，这家可够大的了甲：哎呦，你可不知道啊，去的时候把我给累的跟什么似的乙：怎么回事呀
甲; 我不认识路啊乙：你不认识路怎么去得呀
甲：骑马乙：啊
那得什么马能够你这么骑得啊
甲：奥巴马乙：美国总统都敢骑啊
胆儿可真肥
甲：这两条腿跑的快啊，以每小时三千公里的时速，嗖…从太平洋就飞到太平间了.....乙：是够快的，你小心飞不回来甲：跑了一年多了，到了一个地上儿---死海乙：好嘛，你看他专往阎王爷那去了甲：美特斯邦威不走寻常路乙：这怎么过去啊
甲：我也正郁闷呢，哎，从远处来了一艘船乙：什么船呢
甲：吐鲁番（帆）乙：还是一艘帆船甲：我是翻山越岭，排山倒海，腾云驾雾，李宁一切皆有可能，总算到了一个村子了乙：什么村子啊?甲：柬埔寨乙：到那儿去啦甲：村子里最豪华的那幢房子就是我姨家乙：哦，有钱，什么房子啊
这么气派甲：缅甸（殿）乙：住皇宫里啊
甲：我再仔细一看，这四周的景色好啊乙：废话，住皇宫里能不好嘛，都有什么呀?甲：左边一条黄河，右边一条长江，前边是酒泉，后边是一座阿尔卑斯山乙：整个儿一个炮楼啊甲：我再仔细瞅瞅，恩，没错，就这儿乙：可不就这儿吗
全世界独一无二乙：这得走多少里路啊
甲：不多，新德里 乙：新德里呀
甲：大老远儿，就看到我姨和我伯父一家八口在门口迎接我 乙：您等会儿，刚才您不说一家五口嘛
怎么又多三口人啊
甲：女儿结婚了 乙：那也不能多三口人啊
甲：三女儿一块结 乙：喝儿，结婚都一块结，那都嫁给谁了
甲：墨西哥，摩纳哥，芝加哥 乙：好嘛这是，娶媳妇都一块娶 甲：他们用当地的欢迎仪式来迎接我，我阿拉伯吹着好望角，我夏威夷敲着开罗，我们一起唱着圣地亚哥 一进门就感觉不一样啊
乙：有什么不一样啊
甲：一看这门就不一般 乙：这门能有什么不一样
甲：你知道这是什么造的吗
乙：不知道 甲：澳门 乙：这能当门吗
甲：在一进屋，地上金光闪闪 乙：怎么还金光闪闪呢
什么啊这都是
甲：比利时 乙：比利时啊
甲：上面还铺了一层巴基斯坦（毯） 乙：好家伙儿够暖和的了 甲：在看一看墙，刷白刷白啊
乙：那是人家干净 甲：哪儿呀，抹的全是安徽 乙：安徽抹这儿啦 甲：在一进客厅，屋里摆了一张方桌，桌子上摆了一个立陶宛 乙：立陶宛啊
真有钱 甲：碗里面还插着一枝攀枝花 乙：喝儿，够别致的了 甲：进屋一坐，我姨给我泡了一杯热腾腾的丹麦 乙：小心烫着你 甲：没事，里面还放着俩块冰岛呢 乙：冰岛啊
甲：还没等喝完呢，又给我拿来了当地的特产 乙：还有特产，什么呀
甲：刚果 乙：啊
那牙能受的了吗
甲：仍俩个放进嘴里，就听咔蹦一声，西班牙就掉咯 乙：好嘛 甲：在摸一摸葡萄牙，也松动了 乙：你那是活该，赶快换点软的吧 甲：我姨一看，吃不了硬的，给弄点软的吧 乙：待遇还挺好 甲：去阿富汗给我弄了一筐巴黎（梨） 乙：你姨胆也够大的了 甲：哎呀，这黎巴嫩那
乙：行了别嫩了 甲：吃的我这肚子是蒙古，蒙古啊 乙：蒙古啊
甲：哎呦，到了晚上可就糟罪了 乙：怎么了
甲：一趟一趟往厕所里跑，就安哥拉咯 乙：怎么讲
甲：一泻千里 乙：好嘛，吃多了这是 甲：赶上儿，我去茅房去拉也门 乙：茅房也有门啊
甲：废话，搓澡的还有副教授呢 乙：这都哪儿呀
甲：这天呢，我就去拉也门，可怎么拉也拉不开 乙：这是为什么呢
甲：一会儿，我阿拉伯出来了，说了一句很有哲理的话，耐人寻味呀
乙：他说什么啦
甲：来，大侄，我们俩伦敦（轮蹲） 乙：蹲坑啊
甲：没过几天，我这肚子也好了，就去后花园散步 乙：吃这么多天了，该活动一下了 甲：这花园里养了一些家禽，其中有一种鸡特厉害，没人敢惹 乙：什么鸡啊
怎么厉害
甲：金融危机 乙：喝儿，是够厉害的，全世界都怕它，整不好就得翻船 甲：还不止这些呢，它的叫声更可怕 乙：怎么叫的啊
甲：古巴，古巴…… 乙：癞蛤蟆呀
甲：我这姨家，旁边有个邻居，特热情，拉着我就让我去 乙：那就去吧，别客气了 甲：我不敢，你知道他是谁吗
乙：谁呀
甲：伊拉克 乙：还是别去了，那可危险 甲：一晃儿，半年了 乙：喝儿，真能呆呀 甲：该回家了 乙：早该回家了
甲：临走的时候我姨一家送我一个礼物 乙：送的什么礼呀
甲：十三开门的凯迪拉克 乙：火车啊
甲：这车有个好名 乙：什么名啊
甲：哥伦比亚号 乙：航天飞机 甲：我骑上去，踩个油门就飞回来了，这车呀，冒了一堆黑烟出来，遮了半个南昌城，那交警指着我的车直喊 乙：他喊什么呀
甲：孙长老，收了神通吧
乙：这都什么呀
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