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五年级英语三人对话小故事

旁白:Long, long ago, there was a cute girl, her name is Alice, her mother was dead, her father loved her very much. Father: Dear daughter! These presents are for you! Do you like them? Alice: Yeah, thank you, . Father: My lovely daughter, I hope you are happy forever! 旁白:But one day, her father married a new wife. Look, her step mother and her new sisters are coming. Stepmother: , look, how beautiful the hoe is! : Yes, and so many fruits. Apples,bananas, mangoes and lychee. Wow, I like them.(吃水果) : , look, so many beautiful clothes. I like t dress. (往身上穿) Alice: Oh, , that’s my dress. a new dress my father bought for me. : Who are you? , who is she? Stepmother: She is your little sister. But it doesn’t matter. Look! Alice, go, clean the room and then cook for . Alice: Why? I’m t your servant. Stepmother: Yeah. But from w on you are our servant. and Jerry: , I like her dress.(拽衣服) Jenny:I like her necklace.(抢项链戴在脖子上) 旁白 that, Alice had been their servant. She worked and worked from morning to night. She had no room to live, she had no good food to eat and good clothes to wear. She was more and more dirty, so people called her . 第二场: Stepmother: Who is it? Soldier: me. I’m the soldier of the palace. (打开门)Good morning, madam, t is for you and your daughters. Stepmother: What is it?(打开信看) (欢呼)Helen, Jerry, good news! There will be a big dancing party in the palace. The prince will select a queen among the young girls. Two daughters: Hooray! I’ll be the queen! Stepmother: Come on, daughters. You mt put on your most beautiful dress and make up! Alice: Mum, I want to go ,too. Three: You? Look at yourself, so dirty and so ugly. Stepmother: Daughters, are you ready? Let’s go. Alice: Oh, my friends. I really want to go. What shall I do? Cat, Dove, Dog: Don’t be so sad, Alice. At least, we are with you. Fairy: Poor girl, let me help you. Animals: Wow, how beautiful! Cat: You’re the most beautiful girl I’ve seen. Dog: Yes! You will be the most beautiful girl in the party! Dove: Yes! And the prince will love you at once! Fairy: Alice, go to the party and dance. But remember you must come back before 12 o’clock. Or you will change back. Alice: Thank you , Fairy.(跑) Fairy: (喊)Be careful! Don’t forget the time! Alice: I won’t forget. 第三场: Minister1: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the prince dancing ball. This night, our prince will select the most beautiful and kindest girl to be his queen .Now, young girls, come to the front, please! Minister2:How are they? Which one do you like? Prince: No, I don’t like anyone. (Alice come in) Ministers: Wow, how beautiful! (She’s like a fairy. She’s like an Angel. She’s so lovely. She’s like a princess. How pretty the girl is!) Prince: Pretty princess, may I dance with you? Alice: I’d like to. (music and dance) (one person pick up a clock) Alice: Oh, it’s time to go back. I must go now. Prince: Wait, princess, wait! Alice(跑,掉一只鞋) Prince: (拿起鞋)Pretty princess! Why are you leaving? I must find you! Soldiers! Soldiers: Yes! Prince: Take the shoe to every house. You must find the girl for me. Soldiers: Yes, your highness! 第四场: (士兵敲门) Stepmother: What’s the matter, soldiers? Soldier1: Are there any young girls in your family, madam? Soldier2: The pretty princess lost her shoe in the palace. Soldier3: The prince wants to find her and marry her. Helen: Let me try. The shoe is mine. Soldier1: No,it’s not yours. It’s too small for you. Jenny: It’s mine. Let me try it. Soldier2: No, it’s not yours, it’s too small for you. Stepmother: Hi, come on, maybe it’s mine. Let me try it. Soldier3:Oh, my god, it couldn’t be yours. Do you have another daughter? Alice: Hello, gentlemen, may I try it? Stepmother :You? Go away! Helen: Look at yourself! Jenny: So dirty and so ugly! Head Soldier: No, ladies, let her try! Come, little girl, try it on,please! Alice: Thank you! (试鞋) Soldiers: Wonderful! It’s yours! It fits for you very well! Soldier1:(Call prince)5535240 Prince: Hello, this is prince speaking! Soldier1: Good news, your highness! We have found the beautiful girl. Prince: Really? That’s wonderful! I’ll come at once. Fairy: My child, happy time is coming. Let me help you the last time.(变美丽) Prince: Oh, my dearest princess, I love you, go with me and be my queen, OK? Alice: OK! Stepmother and sisters: How did it happen?(昏倒) 旁白:The story finished. Alice found her happiness. Alice and the prince lived happily ever after! And that brings us to the end of the play. (善有善报,恶有恶报,善良的人终会有好报,灰姑娘最终找到了自己的幸福,与王子幸福地生活在一起

) 话题1Being online is no longer something strange in our life. We can do a lot of things online.In recently the most helpful online activity has become very in. That is online education.Why could online education be so popular within such a short period of time?The quick development of the internet should be an essential one, which makes all our dreams of attending class in the distance possible. Another underlying reason is the quick development of both society and technology. Today, modern science and technology we all feel an urgent and strong desire to study. Online education just comes to their aid.Personally, I appreciate this new form of education. It's indeed a helpful complement to the traditional education means. It can provide different learners with more flexible and versatile ways of learning. Most of all, with online education, we can sick to our jobs and at the same time study and absorb the latest knowledge.The traditional educational system were shown on two aspects:First of all, education became the tool for maintain the present system.the education held by the government,that was not based on the principle of the spirit of respecting.Education never considers children and young people but was always studying on how to maintain the present system and order under some condition.Secondly, the traditional education system was not suitable for the children’s development.The traditional teaching aim was producing belief but not thinking. It was to impose the youth to hold some ideas about suspicious issues but not help them see the suspicious points and encourage them to think about that independently.The traditional teaching methods were input. Teachers only pour textbook knowledge into children’s mind and children received wisdom from teachers passively. Students didn’t have time to think or develop their hobbies from the first day they entered the university to the last day they left it. Children had nothing except a long period of hardship preparing for the examinations and learning knowledge from the textbooks. Students’ characteristics were distorted and their ideas about freedom were prevented by teachers. 话题2 First time I stepped into my college ,I was weighted down. “It is a small normal university, which is too far away from the college I had dreaming for .” And then ,the dormitory freak me out again ,only four bank-beds with a narrow short corridor sharing with eight persons . “My god ,help me!!!” I murmured . But fortunately ,I am a optimistic girl, So I said to myself : Just take things as they come! And then the journey of my college life goes on….. Impression of the ivory towerThe common things students do when they first enter the University is to take part in many activities, like the Student Union, English Association and all kinds of sports team, etc. But the first thing you should do is to having many interviews which really kill me! I failed a lot before I became the number of the Creation Association. And form the frustration of these interviews I have learned a lot : Opportunity waits for no one , it only created by yourself. When the going gets tough ,the tough get going . Another part of college’s life is the dorm. People in our dorm is fine. But due to different personalities, the complication still exist .And that’s why everyone in the dorm should learn to be forgiveness while we are going to live together for four years. To some extent ,our dorm is not only a place for us to have a rest , it means more ----yet, a family ! Our study , entertainment, and life are all in this limited rooms , we are close sisters ,and we are a family .Try to worth your salt For the part of study ,I always believe one motto: “Study this matter, lack the time, but is lack diligently.” I found there are two tends in the college :one is who always feel time pressing and keep his nose into the grindstone ;the other are those kill time in many activities and pay no attention to their study ; But as for me, I would not choose neither of them .Since my major class seems not attracted me too much, I spend more time on the extra reading and listening ;I am sure that the self-study not only can widen my knowledge but also will develop my creative mind. All in all, no matter which way you choose to study ,you need the diligence ,and , to realize the value of your study. My past time As you can see, my life is not always the study , I’d like to go out of the dorm and make some new friends .I usually go to the English Corner and play games with the students from other departments; I went to the high school for the volunteer teaching ,and gain a lot of fun from the students while bringing them the knowledge; I also took a journey to a fruit mountain with our track and field team which left me a wonderful memory . Apart from these outdoor activities ,I also delighted to met those guys and girls who share the common interest with me through the Internet. It is really enjoyable to talk to them. That’s all my college life for the first year. And today I am a sophomore, I know I have to realize what my goal is and go for it .College is no means an ivory tower for me ,and I am not a caged bird too, because my feather is brighting now and my dream keeps going in …..摘自

搞笑长篇小故事(三百字左右)最好是对话

A man was going to the house of some rich person. As he went along the road, he saw a box of good apples at the side of the road. He said, I do not want to eat those apples; for the rich man will give me much food; he will give me very nice food to eat. Then he took the apples and threw them away into the dust.He went on and came to a river. The river had become very big; so he could not go over it. He waited for some time; then he said, I cannot go to the rich man's house today, for I cannot get over the river.He began to go home. He had eaten no food that day. He began to want food. He came to the apples, and he was glad to take them out of the dust and eat them.Do not throw good things away; you may be glad to have them at some other time.【译文】一个人正朝着一个富人的房子走去,当他沿着路走时,在路的一边他发现一箱好苹果,他说:“我不打算吃那些苹果,因为富人会给我更多的食物,他会给我很好吃的东西。

”然后他拿起苹果,一把扔到土里去。

他继续走,来到河边,河涨水了,因此,他到不了河对岸,他等了一会儿,然后他说:“今天我去不了富人家了,因为我不能渡过河。

”他开始回家,那天他没有吃东西。

他就开始去找吃的,他找到苹果,很高兴地把它们从尘土中翻出来吃了。

不要把好东西扔掉,换个时候你会觉得它们大有用处。

The City Mouse and the Country MouseOnce there were two mice. They were friends. One mouse lived in the country; the other mouse lived in the city. After many years the Country mouse saw the City mouse; he said, Do come and see me at my house in the country. So the City mouse went. The City mouse said, This food is not good, and your house is not good. Why do you live in a hole in the field? You should come and live in the city. You would live in a nice house made of stone. You would have nice food to eat. You must come and see me at my house in the city.The Country mouse went to the house of the City mouse. It was a very good house. Nice food was set ready for them to eat. But just as they began to eat they heard a great noise. The City mouse cried, Run! Run! The cat is coming! They ran away quickly and hid.After some time they came out. When they came out, the Country mouse said, I do not like living in the city. I like living in my hole in the field. For it is nicer to be poor and happy, than to be rich and afraid.【译文】城里老鼠和乡下老鼠从前,有两只老鼠,它们是好朋友。

一只老鼠居住在乡村,另一只住在城里。

很多年以后,乡下老鼠碰到城里老鼠,它说:“你一定要来我乡下的家看看。

”于是,城里老鼠就去了。

乡下老鼠领着它到了一块田地上它自己的家里。

它把所有最精美食物都找出来给城里老鼠。

城里老鼠说:“这东西不好吃,你的家也不好,你为什么住在田野的地洞里呢

你应该搬到城里去住,你能住上用石头造的漂亮房子,还会吃上美味佳肴,你应该到我城里的家看看。

”乡下老鼠就到城里老鼠的家去。

房子十分漂亮,好吃的东西也为他们摆好了。

可是正当他们要开始吃的时候,听见很大的一阵响声,城里的老鼠叫喊起来:“快跑

快跑

猫来了

”他们飞快地跑开躲藏起来。

过了一会儿,他们出来了。

当他们出来时,乡下老鼠说:“我不喜欢住在城里,我喜欢住在田野我的洞里。

因为这样虽然贫穷但是快乐自在,比起虽然富有却要过着提心吊胆的生活来说,要好些。

一篇有人物对话的小故事

有个鲁国人擅长编草鞋妻子擅长绢。

他想迁到越国去。

对他说:“越国去,一定会贫穷的。

”“为什么

”“草鞋,是用来穿着走路的,但越国人习惯于赤足走路;白绢,是用来做帽子的,但越国人习惯于披头散发。

凭着你的长处,到用不到你的地方去,这样,要使自己不贫穷,难道可能吗

”魏文王问名医扁鹊说:“你们家兄弟三人,都精于医术,到底哪一位最好呢

扁鹊答:“长兄最好,中兄次之,我最差。

文王再问:“那么为什么你最出名呢

扁鹊答:“长兄治病,是治病于病情发作之前。

由于一般人不知道他事先能铲除病因,所以他的名气无法传出去;中兄治病,是治病于病情初起时。

一般人以为他只能治轻微的小病,所以他的名气只及本乡里。

而我是治病于病情严重之时。

一般人都看到我在经脉上穿针管放血、在皮肤上敷药等大手术,所以以为我的医术高明,名气因此响遍全国。

有个渔人有着一流的捕鱼技术,被人们尊称为‘渔王’。

然而‘渔王’年老的时候非常苦恼,因为他的三个儿子的渔技都很平庸。

于是个经常向人诉说心中的苦恼:“我真不明白,我捕鱼的技术这么好,我的儿子们为什么这么差

我从他们懂事起就传授捕鱼技术给他们,从最基本的东西教起,告诉他们怎样织网最容易捕捉到鱼,怎样划船最不会惊动鱼,怎样下网最容易请鱼入瓮。

他们长大了,我又教他们怎样识潮汐,辨鱼汛。

凡是我长年辛辛苦苦总结出来的经验,我都毫无保留地传授给了他们,可他们的捕鱼技术竟然赶不上技术比我差的渔民的儿子

”一位路人听了他的诉说后,问:“你一直手把手地教他们吗

”“是的,为了让他们得到一流的捕鱼技术,我教得很仔细很耐心。

”“他们一直跟随着你吗

”“是的,为了让他们少走弯路,我一直让他们跟着我学。

”路人说:“这样说来,你的错误就很明显了。

你只传授给了他们技术,却没传授给他们教训。

丰臣秀吉刚刚入仕织田家不久,但工作效率却是别人的几倍。

在一天下午,秀吉对信长说:“清州城乏水,可以在小牧山的地方筑城作为居城。

”“混账,你难道不体恤民情吗

住口。

”秀吉困惑了:这绝不是信长。

到一个朋友家,朋友的妻子对朋友说:“相公,那边的木板有一块朽坏了。

”“我居然没有发现,真是自愧不如啊。

”朋友说。

秀吉想到:自愧不如,自愧不如;对了。

评定会上,快要结束的时候,秀吉说:“主公的计划真是高明啊。

”“什么

”信长说。

大家也迷惑不解。

“您真是健忘啊。

就是改筑小牧山啊。

”一个大臣说:“奥,对,对,主公真是高见啊。

”其他人也附和。

大臣们心想:这么重大的事,猴子居然先知道,可见不一般啊他。

编一个三人对话小笑话

你好,我来为你解答:1、从前有一个小黄瓜,她觉得自己脸上的粉刺太多了,就把自己切片敷脸了。

2、公牛在奔跑中见到一母牛在路边吃草,急切的对母牛说:“快跑吧,专家来了。

” 母牛:“专家来了怕啥,专家不是人吗

”公牛:“现在专家专吹牛B啊”母牛闻听大惊,撒欢子就跑,边跑边问公牛:“专家吹牛B,你是公牛你怕啥

” 公牛说:“你真不知道啊,现在的专家除了吹牛B还会扯蛋啊”3、火锅城为了招揽生意,在猫扑登广告写了这样一句话:“自助火锅,每位30元,身高1米以下的儿童免费。

”幼儿园的阿姨看后无比激动,她怀揣30元钱,领着班上的50名小朋友来到了火锅城。

4、一小朋友问一富翁:先生你为啥那么有钱呢

富翁说:小的时候我跟你一样什么也没有,爸爸给我一个苹果,于是我就把那个苹果卖了,用赚到的钱再买两个苹果,然后再卖了买四个苹果。

小朋友若有所思,说:先生我好像懂了。

富翁先生说:你懂你妹啊,后来我爹死了,我继承了他所有的遗产。

5、一个忠诚的party员死了,上帝不愿意在天堂接受无神论者的灵魂,于是把他送到地狱。

一个月后,阎王大汗淋漓跑来说:“你赶紧把那人带走吧,他差不多把我所有小鬼都发展成了少先队员

” 上帝就接受了,又过了一月,阎王幸灾乐祸地问上帝:“那party员怎样了

” 上帝说:“首先,请叫我**……”6、前天和朋友聊天,他一直没女朋友,我问他为什么。

他语重深长的说,我的爱情早在幼儿园就死掉了

然后他点跟烟,当时我喜欢女孩,有一天我买了几个糖块

她到我跟前,好像很想吃的样子,我说我给你一个,你让我亲你一下,她说行

于是我给她一个,她却撒腿就跑,从此我不再相信爱情

7、罩杯字母的含义: A罩杯—Airport:机场, B罩杯—Barely there:那里几乎没有, C罩杯—Can do:凑合用, D罩杯—Damn good:真合适, E罩杯—Ecstasy:令人销魂, F罩杯—Fake:假的吧

G罩杯—God:天 …8、小明要求爸爸给他讲故事。

爸爸说你要听长的还是短的

小明:长的

爸爸:从前有只苍蝇,嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡…小明:爸爸你还是讲短的吧

爸爸:从前有只苍蝇,嗡,啪

9、中国领导人和美国领导人比谁的保镖更忠诚,美国领导人命令保镖从10楼跳下去,保镖跪下说:“别这样,我还有家人。

”于是美国总统心软了。

中国领导人命令保镖跳下去,中国保镖二话不说就要跳。

美国总统吓得赶紧拉住他。

中国保镖说:“别这样,我还有家人。

”10、有一棵很高很高的椰树,分别有四种动物,猩猩、人猿、猴子、金刚爬到树上摘香蕉,你认为哪个先摘到

测你是那种性格的人。

答案是:1、猴子是最典型的250;2、猩猩是少根筋的弱智;3、人猿是老年痴呆前兆;4、金刚是脑袋被门夹了的笨蛋;你见过椰子树长香蕉么

11、小时候,老师告诉我:人的体内都有一个勤奋小人和一个懒惰小人当你犹豫不决时他们就会打架。

小学时勤奋小人经常把懒惰小人打得落花流水,初中时就打成平手了,到高中时就是懒惰小人经常获胜了。

可是到了大学我忽然发现他们不打架了,妈的勤奋小人被打死了。

12、嘻嘻和哈哈是一对好朋友,非常要好的朋友。

有一天,哈哈死了。

嘻嘻很难过,他走到哈哈的坟前说“哈哈,你死了。

”13、今天四级听力听得最清楚的一句:现在请监考老师把磁带拿出来翻到B面继续听。

14、乞丐:大嫂,我两天没吃饭了,能给点儿蛋糕吗

大嫂:蛋糕

我这儿只有米饭。

乞丐:要是平常也就算了,可今天是我的生日

15、有个女的问一个男的,“我好看吗

” 男的说:你现在就像蒙娜丽莎的妹妹。

女的说:是吗,她妹妹是谁啊

男的说:珍塔玛莎。

16、话说沙尘暴吹到台湾。

许多老人走上街头,张开双手,45度仰望天空,泪流满面,深呼吸,激动地说道:60年了,60年了,终于闻到家乡的泥土味了。

17、我弟弟去某小学打篮球,听到一低年级女生问一个低年级男生:“你到底爱不爱我”那男生无奈道:“我妈一天给我3元钱,其中两块五都让你拿去买零食了,你说我爱不爱你。

”18、曾经有一个加衣的机会摆在我面前我没有去珍惜,直到感冒了才后悔莫及,如果上天再给我一个重新来过的机会,我会毫不犹豫地加上我所有的衣服。

19、有人撒你一身油,对你说:别担心,有奥妙全自动

你咋办

打到他肾亏,对他说“别担心,有六味地黄丸,治肾亏,不含糖。

”20、三男子去女方提亲,家长:说说各自情况。

A:我有1000万;B:我有一栋豪宅,价值2000万;女方家长很满意,就问C,你家有什么

C答:我什么都没有,只有一个孩子。

现在孩子在你女儿的肚子里。

A、B无语,走了。

这个案例告诉了我们一个浅显的道理,核心竞争力不是钱和房子,是在关键的岗位上,要有自己的人。

关于保护环境的小故事 英文 三个人对话的形式

时 间:冬地 点:路边。

人 物:放大镜 、宋光光俩人学。

老方头是路人场 景:和路上有雪。

故事梗概:放大镜在去丈人家的路上遇见了老同学宋光光。

正开着玩笑,发现了路旁摔倒在雪地里的老方头。

宋光光要扶老人起来,放大镜怀疑老方头是故意碰瓷的,不让他扶。

直到老方头说出自己女儿的电话,才知道原来这老人是他未来的丈人。

放大镜: (手里拎着酒和点心盒)东风吹战鼓雷,世界上究竟谁怕谁,谁怕谁

谁——怕——谁

我怕老丈人。

不好意思,是这么回事,这不快过年了,我呀去见未来的老丈人,老丈人说了,经济不是问题,钱是人挣地。

长相不是问题,只要不像坏人就行地。

房子不是问题,租房住也行地。

不过就有一条非常严格,一定要真男人。

什么话呀,谁不是真男人呀。

还说了,忘恩负义、见死不救、不助人为乐的是坚决不行地。

看来这老丈人也不是非凡之人呢。

你说见面称呼啥好呐,叫大叔、大婶吧,太见外了。

叫岳父、岳母,太咬文嚼字了。

干脆就叫“爸”,一步到位不走弯路,直接通向胜利的彼岸,耶

宋光光: 这不是老同学嘛,我们班同学都叫他放大镜,只要什么事让他知道了,准给你放大了。

那年我丢了一块橡皮,他楞说是美国间谍给偷走了,还说要搞什么核武器研究去了,你说这挨得上嘛。

放大镜: 这不是老同窗嘛,这小子在我们班里是数一数二的热心肠,人家上厕所没带手纸,他知道了赶紧把作业本撕掉了给人家送去。

哪知道那同学拉肚子,害得他把一本都撕光了。

同学们给他起个外号叫“宋光光”。

宋光光: 我说放大镜,这喊谁爷爷呐。

放大镜: 我喊爷爷谁敢答应呀。

老方头: 我呀……放大镜: 啊

毛老头: 我摔了。

宋光光: 呕,一大爷摔了。

放大镜: 我说嘛,听说有私生子,没听说有私生爷爷的。

老方头: 我腰扭了,快来帮帮我

宋光光: 大爷您别急,我来了。

放大镜: 大爷您别急,我来考考您。

宋光光: 老人摔倒了,还要考考。

我看还是赶紧扶他起来吧。

放大镜: 老同学,你把他扶起来,你趴下了。

宋光光: 我又没摔。

放大镜: 你比摔了还难受。

老方头: 哎呦,我的腰呀。

宋光光: 我说不能这样对待老人。

放大镜: 不是我想这样对待他,你说你遇见碰瓷的怎么办

宋光光: 这是位老人。

放大镜: 老丈人是老人,老公爹是老人,咋胡的是老人,碰瓷的也是老人,谁知道他是什么鸟人呀。

宋光光: 你这是怎么说话呐。

放大镜: 你忘了那年,也是下大雪的天,也是这个地方,也是这个老头,啊,不是这个老头,也是把腰扭了。

你好心扶他起来,结果非说你把他给撞倒了,还说什么这年月什么都涨价,撞一个腰值十万块钱,打五折要五万。

幸亏旁边有证人作证,警察把老头给教育了一通。

差点没让你把肾捐给他。

如今物价一个劲地上涨,一个肾都不只十万了。

宋光光: 这不是一回事。

放大镜: 哪写着两回事呀。

宋光光: 还是扶大爷起来吧。

放大镜: 慢着。

得让他回答我的问题。

我说您是公腰扭了,还是母腰扭了。

老方头: 好像是左右腰都扭了。

放大镜: 哎呦,还是龙凤胎。

宋光光: 这咋还公母都出来了。

放大镜: 男左女右呀。

宋光光: 这越说越玄乎了。

放大镜: 你以为呐。

他要是碰瓷的,就成了亏损股砸手里了。

我说宋光光,到那时候你就真成送光光了。

你说你长得缺根弦也就将就了,怎么办事的时候一根弦都没了。

我看最好还是让他自己起来吧。

我说碰瓷的,不对,暂时叫碰大爷吧,我说碰大爷,我喊一、二、三你就起来。

一——二——三———起来

老方头: 你喊四、五、六我也起不来。

放大镜: 我喊碰瓷的你能起来嘛。

老方头: 你喊五百万我也起不来。

放大镜: 看来得给点刺激的,他才能站起来。

宋光光: 怎么刺激呀

放大镜: 哎呦……宋光光: 怎么了

放大镜: 狼来了

老方头: 太好了。

宋光光: 太好了

老方头: 我儿子的小名叫小郞。

放大镜: 看来这是只潜伏的老狼。

不行,还得做深入的琢磨。

宋光光: 你还要琢磨

老方头: 甭琢磨了,我就是打酱油的。

放大镜: 听见没有,我就是打酱油的。

宋光光: 打酱油的怎么了

放大镜: 打酱油的都是坐山观虎斗型的。

宋光光: 嗨

这又不是上网跟帖子。

放大镜: 对了,你还提醒我了,还是上网征求一下网民的意见,看看网民们都怎么说的。

宋光光: 这事还要听网民的。

放大镜: 你不听网民的听谁的,现在的网民说话比当年的皇上都好使。

如今网民的呼声已经大于媒体了,不管是多难缠的事,只要被网民给曝光了,它就是钻进鱼肚子里也得把你刨出来拍拍、晒晒。

咱是网民谁怕谁呀。

宋光光: 这事你想怎么晒。

放大镜: 我这就上网发帖子。

(打开手机)老方头: 啊,还要把我上网

你说我摔了一跤,怎么还摔到网上去了。

放大镜: 如今是网络时代,只要把你弄到网上曝光,是骡子是马就一目了眼了。

你看一个叫“没心没肺”的网民抢了沙发。

宋光光: 他都没心没肺了,能出什么好主意。

放大镜: 他说,最好想个两全其美的办法,既帮助了老人,又防止了碰瓷。

宋光光: 什么意思。

放大镜: 他说用手机录像,这样可以证明你的清白。

真是太有才了,“啵

”宋光光: 就这点子呀。

放大镜: 如今的网民就是福尔摩斯,爱因斯坦,牛顿,爱迪生,当年的曹操,诸葛亮呀。

都说三个臭皮匠顶一个诸葛亮,现在的网民一个顶一个都是诸葛亮呀。

老方头: 我说,诸葛亮。

宋光光放大镜: 啊

老方头: 不对,同事,借我手机用下,我想给我女儿打个电话。

放大镜: 慢着,这事没调查清楚之前,你不能和外界取得联系,你要是里外勾结就更麻烦了。

毛老头: 我还里通外国呐。

放大镜: 不是没有这个可能。

老方头: 今天真倒霉,摔了一跤,还被怀疑是碰瓷的。

宋光光: 大爷,您女儿的手机号码是多少,我帮您打。

老方头: 我这兜里有。

宋光光: 6222080000…… 放大镜: 看看,银行账号都准备好了,有备而来的。

老方头: 不对,我掏错了。

放大镜: 是掏错了,你掏他兜就对了。

老方头: 这个是。

宋光光: 01,02,03,04,05,06——07,这个也不对,这是我编的双色球号码。

放大镜: 编得挺顺溜,可惜今天遇见了我,你就不那么顺溜了。

宋光光: 大爷您在找找。

老方头: 瞧我这记性,手机号放哪了。

是这个号码13111111……宋光光: 我打一下,(手机里传来:您拨打的电话已关机)。

放大镜: 看见没有,哪找来的号码。

宋光光: 大爷,您在说一遍,是不是打错了。

老方头: 我女儿的电话就是1311111…… 放大镜: 慢……,这号码怎么这么烫耳朵。

一听到这号码我就冲动,就热血沸腾的,就想把她抱起来亲一口呐。

13111111……。

这肯定不是你女儿的。

老方头: 是我女儿的。

放大镜: 不是你女儿的。

老方头: 是我女儿的。

放大镜: 不是你女儿的。

老方头: 不是我女儿的。

放大镜: 没错,是我女儿。

老方头: 啥

放大镜: 是我女朋友的。

宋光光: 你女朋友谁

放大镜: 我女朋友叫方小静。

老方头: 方小静。

放大镜: 对呀。

老方头: 方小静是我女儿。

放大镜: 方小静怎么是你女儿呐。

老方头: 方小静怎么是你女朋友呐。

放大镜: 恰恰恰恰恰恰……。

你让我想想,你女儿、我女朋友。

我整明白了,我女朋友丢了。

宋光光: 啊

放大镜: 不对,是我女朋友的手机号码被他盗走了。

他用这个手机号码来行骗,老同学千万别上当呀。

你看看他那长相怎么看怎么像碰瓷的,一点不像我老丈人。

老方头: 我怎么看你也不像我未来的女婿。

宋光光: 这事是有点不对劲,我再打电话试试。

喂,通了。

你是哪位

(对方您是谁

)我是谁不重要,重要的是有位老人摔倒了,他说你是他女儿,叫方小静(电话里我爸爸摔了,他去打酱油了。

我说我去吧,他非说一会我对象来,不让我走开)。

你别急看来没什么事,就是把龙凤胎摔了,(什么

)不对就是腰摔了一下,我这就扶他起来(那谢谢您了,我这就过去找我爸)。

放大镜: 到底是谁

宋光光: 太好了,是自己人。

老方头: (指着宋光光)原来你是我未来的女婿。

宋光光: 嗨

我是你未来女婿的老同学。

他才是你未来的女婿,你们才是一家人。

老方头: 呸

谁跟他一家人,我可没这样的女婿。

放大镜: 呸

不,这个不能呸,我老丈人怎么能呸。

你说怎么是我老丈人摔了,要摔也应该是他老丈人摔了。

宋光光: 这事谁也说不好。

放大镜: 我说碰瓷的,大叔,岳父,爸

老方头: 谁是你爸,我是只垃圾股。

放大镜: 哪能呀,您是绩优股,业绩股,优质股,潜力股,新上市的创业板块呀。

老方头: 我是碰瓷的。

放大镜: 您不是碰瓷的,我是碰瓷的。

老方头: 我是碰瓷的。

放大镜: 我的亲爹,您就让我碰一回吧。

老方头: 别碰了,你赶紧扶我起来吧。

放大镜宋光光: 一起扶老人起来。

老方头: 是呀,看见老人摔倒,能扶就扶一把。

谁家没有老人,谁没有老的一天。

放大镜: 我说,咱们咱再看看网民说什么。

宋光光: 对,看看网民说什么。

放大镜: 一“有心有肺”的网民跟帖说,遇到碰瓷的千万不能扶呀。

“啪

”(摔倒了)哎呦

快扶我起来呀。

老方头宋光光合: 遇见碰瓷的,千万不能扶呀。

退 场 ……

英语三人对话小短文,题目是 do i know you

本人自己写的,希望你满意。

1。

4 students 四人对话-有关学校发生的事件: Stanley, Shirley, Peter and Peggy.Stanley: Do you know that Danny has been kicked out from school 你们知不知道丹尼已经被踢出学校了

Shirley: Is it true Where did you get the news 是真的吗

你是从哪里得到这消息的

Peter: Yes, I know. I’ve heard from Stephen. 是的,我知道。

我从斯蒂芬那边听来的。

Peggy: Who is Stephen You mean Danny’s brother 谁是斯蒂芬

是丹尼的哥哥

Stanley: Exactly. Stephen told me too. He is addicted to computer games and always playing truant from school. 没错。

斯蒂芬告诉我的。

他沉迷于电脑游戏而时常缺课。

Peter: I’ve met him a few times when I passed by the Storm Cyber café after school. I thought he was sick and thus didn’t go to school previously. Then he was caught red-handed by Mr.Lee last week.当我放学后,经过“风暴网吧”时,我有遇过他几次。

我还以为他生病所以没去学校。

过后,在上个星期,他被李老师捉个正着。

Shirley: Poor. But shouldn’t our Mr.Lee give him the second chance by suspending him 1 week rather than kick him out from school 可怜。

但是李老师应该给他第二次机会、暂停他读书1个星期,好过踢他出学校吧

Peggy: Yes, I agree. It’s so cruel not letting him to have the second chance to rehabilitate 你说得对。

没有给他第二次机会改过自新,这太残忍了吧。

Stanley: He had been caught more than 3 times previously. But still he hasn’t turned over a new leaf. 他之前已经被捉超过3次。

但是他还是没改过自新。

Shirley: No wonder he is kicked out from school. 怪不得他被踢出学校。

Peggy: This case teaches us a lesson that we should not neglect our study. 这事件教训我们,不可以荒废学业。

Peter: I’m totally agreed with you. 完全同意你的说法。

2。

4人对话,讨论著名短篇小说 《老人与海》的故事: Stanley, Shirley, Peggy and Peter。

Stanley: Have you heard of a famous novel named “The Old Man and Sea”Peter: Yes, of course. The writer is Ernest Hemingway.Shirley: I remembered her. She wrote this novel in Cuba in 1951.Peggy: Wow, your memory is really good, Shirley. I just remembered it’s a story of an aging, life-long fisherman who attempts to find himself a fish on a fishing trip in the gulf waters off Cuba.Stanley: Fishing trip Is it interesting Tell me more about it. Peter: No, not interesting at all. It’s all about an old man.Shirley: Hey, guys. This novel is great. I really admire the will of the old fisherman, he teaches me to be perseverant in order to be successful.Peggy: Yes. I agree with you, Shirley. Let me tell you the story, Stanley. The fisherman caught a big fish, a giant Marlin, but couldn’t it pull up. A few days later, he found that the giant Marlin is bigger than his boat, knowing that it’s very difficult to win, but he didn’t give up. Stanley: An Old man against a Giant Marlin... Seems interesting… Shirley: And the climax is the giant fish is injured and its blood attracts several groups of sharks to attack it. Sharks, the bloody killers! Although the sharks snatch the fish, he is still reluctant to give it up. Finally, he wins the battle.Peter: Then when he goes back to the port, it left only the fish bone. Other fishermen are marveled at his work. Peggy: The old man is really persistent and perseverant. We should learn from him in pursuit of higher achievements. Shirley: Exactly. Stanley, you should read the novel and I’m sure it will inspire you.Stanley: Thanks, I will.

要三人对话的笑话啊

一天一个牛仔在雨中飞奔,来到酒吧 甲,给我的马喂一条鱼 乙,老板马不吃鱼 丙,马不吃鱼的 大家好奇的出去看时牛仔坐在椅子上 甲,等我衣服干了,我自己吃

有什麽搞笑的幽默笑话(三人对话的)

小兔说:“我妈妈叫我小兔兔,好听

” 小猪说:“我妈妈叫我小猪猪,也好听

” 小狗说:“我妈妈叫我小狗狗,也很好听

” 小鸡说:“你们聊,我先走了

” 小兔说:“我是兔娘养的

” 小猪说:“我是猪娘养的

” 小鸡说:“我是鸡娘养的

” 小狗说:“你们聊,我先走了

” 0号陪练说:“外人叫我零陪,好听

” 1号陪练说:“外人叫我一陪,也好听

” 2号陪练说:“外人叫我二陪,也很好听

” 3号陪练说:“你们聊,我们先走了

” 猫对我说:“我是你奶奶的猫,好听

” 狗对我说:“我是你奶奶的狗,也好听

” 鱼对我说:“我是你奶奶的鱼,也很好听

” 熊说:“你们聊,我先走了

” 浪客说:“人们叫我浪人,好听

” 武士说:“人们叫我武人,也好听

” 高手说:“人们叫我高人,也很好听

” 剑客说:“你们聊,我先走了张靓颖说:“崇拜我的歌迷都说:偶的偶像叫颖” 何洁说:“崇拜我的歌迷都说:偶的偶像叫洁” 周笔畅说“崇拜我的歌迷都说:偶的偶像叫畅” 李宇春说:“你们聊,我先走了高等数学老师说:这学期我教高数,大学物理老师说:这学期我教大物,模拟电子老师说:这学期我教模电,社会主义经济老师说:你们聊,我先走了。

北京大学的说:我是北大的。

天津大学的说:我是天大的。

上海大学的说:我是上大的。

厦门大学的说:你们聊,我先走了

李宗仁将军说:我这人,有仁

傅作义将军说:我这人,有义

左权将军说:我这人,有权

霍去病将军说:你们聊,我先走了

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