求任意十句经典迪士尼电影台词
加菲猫的经典语录:1) Love me, feed me, never leave me. 爱,喂我,不要离开我. 花木兰（迪士尼):2) Some people is base , some people is abominable ,think that I judge of others as we should if we were in their placewhen the field takes them into consideration but , find that they are infact fairly more pitiful than me.Disregarding the people that you had seen therefore forgivig possessions, please, being good personbe still bad person.人很卑鄙，有些人很可恶，但当我设身地为他们着想的时候，发现其实他们比我还可怜。
所以请原谅所有你见过的人，不管是好人还是坏人。
3) Fish says you fail to seemy tear to water, because of I am in Shui Li. Water says I can feel your tearto fish, because of you aremember of me in the heart.鱼对水说，你看不到我的眼泪，因为我在水里。
水对鱼说，我能感觉到你的眼泪，因为你在我的心里。
4) Regret to be that a kind of consumes the vigorous mood,be bigger than loss loss, therefore bigger than mistake mistake, notregretting that.后悔是一种耗费精神的情绪，是比损失更大的损失，比错误更大的错误，所以不要后悔。
唐老鸭和米老鼠:5) the show is on !演出开始了!灰姑娘的故事6) Q: Do you believe in love at first sight?(你相信一见钟情吗?) A: I'll let you know.(以后会让你知道的.)7) Q: How could I have seen you before and not know who youare now.(以前见过你,现在却认不出来了） A: Maybe you were looking,but you weren't reallyseeing.Hey,you've got one more question left.(也许你只是扫了一眼,并没有真正留意.嘿,你只剩一个问题了.)《狮子王》8) I’m only brave when I have to be. Being brave doesn’tmean you go looking for trouble.我只是在必要的时候才会勇敢，勇敢并不代表你要到处闯祸9) You can ’ t change the past. 过去的事是不可以改变的《蜘蛛侠》10) With great power there must come great responsibility有了多大的能力就会有多大的责任。
求教父三部中的经典台词 要英文
Don’t hate your enemy, or you will make wrong judgment. 不要憎恨你的敌人，否则你将做出错误的判断。
Don’t let anybody know what you are thinking. 不要让任何人知道你在想什么。
You make the choice, and this is your price. 你做出了这个决定，这是你的代价。
Everything I do with my power, including something criminal, I just want to protect my family and my friends . 我以我的力量所做的一切事情，包括一些罪恶，只是为了保护我的家人和我的朋友。
I don’t care what you did is right or wrong, I want you know only me have the right to make decision, cause I am the godfather until my death. 我不关心你的所作所为是正确的还是错误的，我只是要你知道，只有我有权利作出决定，因为我是教父，唯有我的死亡能否定它。
I will never do anything guilty. 我永远不会做让自己内疚的事情。
So, love somebody else. 那么，去爱一些其他人吧。
Do you spend time with your family? Good. Because a man that doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man. 你经常跟家人呆在一起吗
不错。
因为不经常与家人呆在一起的男人，永远也成不了真正的男人
I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse. 我准备向他提出一个他不可能拒绝的条件。
I spent my whole life trying not to be careless. Women and children can be careless. But not men. 我费了一生的精力，试图不让自己变得十分粗心。
女人和小孩子们可以很粗心，但男人不会。
回答者： 分类上升达人 流光逐影 - 初级经理 七级 2009-11-14 09:29去教父贴吧，很多的
回答者： 日喻 - 小有名气 五级 2009-11-14 18:461. Great wealth behind are hidden evil. 2. Let your friends underestimate the advantages of the enemy overestimate your weaknesses. 3. Do not hate your enemies, that would affect your discretion. 4. Away from your friends close, but, to be away from your enemies closer, so you can better understand him. 5. The world itself is no such thing as innocence is concerned, you admitted that you had never said that panic, which is self-deception. 6. I work for his family and refused to become a big shot hands of the puppet. 7. I will give him a reason he could not refuse. 8. A person is only one destiny. 9. You have to spend time with your family? I sure do. Very good! Not taking care of family members of men, there was less of a man. 10. Great people are not born with the great, but in the process of growing up show its great. 11. A lawyer carrying a briefcase to grab more money than by holding a submachine gun in 1000 to grab to grab even more money. 12. If a person is very generous, then he must behave himself an emotional generosity. 13. Friendship can build a solid defense. 14. Do not let others know what you think. 15. If you think I do not know the truth and that is an insult to my intelligence. 16. I spent a lifetime, they learned to be careful, women and children can be careless, but the men not work. 17. I never would impose no need of friendship Friendship - think my insignificant person. 18. A matter of seconds to see the nature of people and spend half my life is also unclear one thing to see the nature of man, nature is not the same fate. 19. Old man walked over and sat behind the large table, saying: You're on your loved one can not just say 'no' word, we can not often say that this is the know-how. When you say 'no' word, you have to the 'No' To put it sounds like the word 'is' the same as the word sweet. Another way is you have to try to get them to say 'no' word. You have to be patient, do not have to trouble. 20. Life is so beautiful ... ... 21. This book will leave about two things: First, your name, then there are your brains ... ... 22. Revenge is a cooling after the meal. 23. We are all hypocritical people, Senator, but please do not put it with my family together. 24. I could only have been killed, but never arrested. 25. If you do not, and the family together, you will never become a real man. 26.tom the boss of that movie: His request was rejected after the first one, and they never mention the second 27. The most violent embrace is used to hold off the enemy's ribs. 28. Do not say impossible, nothing is impossible. 29. You are my brother I love you, but I'm sorry I do not allow you to do family things - to help outsiders. 30. I do not have this right, if I had, I certainly Cihren than God. 31. I believe that friendship, and are willing to first of all expressed my friendship. 32. If you are so honest people are bullied by others, you are my enemy. That they will fear you when Hou. 33. Politics and crime, this is the same thing ---- the financial means to pull the trigger the gun politics is the time. 34. Can not control the rights of the rights of people will be destroyed.回答的不是好，呵呵
祝你好运。
冰河世纪3经典台词
个人认为冰河世纪没什么经典台词，只有配上了画面和音乐才搞笑。
下面这两句应该算是些比较好玩的俚语：My claws are buring ,bady,I get tip-toes,tip-toes....我的爪子在燃烧（我跑的很快，宝贝儿），我有很好的脚趾（我的脚太厉害了）（这一句是老虎和羚羊都说过的，炫耀自己跑得快。
）Hasta la vista,baby.再见了，宝贝。
（这一句是西班牙语，最早在《终结者2》里，John教给终结者的。
冰3里空战场面有这一句，baby被改为birdy，小鸟的意思。
我很喜欢这句，很酷。
）《冰河世纪》的搞笑不能仅靠台词来表现的。
例如00：38：34出巴克蔑视的一句“tourists”，只有其情景之中才会感到好笑。
至于那些中文译本，呵呵，我觉得很垃圾，完全没有原版的精彩，你说呢
求助
这些生活大爆炸里的经典台词都是哪一集的啊
很多啊
~1、我不需要那些不如我的人对我的肯定。
2、从我妈给我断奶后我就没忘掉过一件事。
那是一个下着毛毛雨的周二.3、我是“聪明人”
要被归为“聪明人”我得去掉60点智商才行。
4、报仇就要冷不及防。
5、我说你是白痴，我想说是的，我错了，我不应该把它说出来。
6、你正在跟西半球仅有的能跟得上你这思维的三人之一在说话。
7、我宁愿让苍蝇在我耳朵产卵然后孵化。
8、有趣的是他们不直接把叉子放在嘴里而是用叉子来吧食物放在勺子里然后用勺子放到嘴里.9、我们今天试着去挣钱10、p：我爱上了一个混蛋，你知道吗，我跟他生活了四年
四年啊
就像高中那么长了……s：你花了四年才读完高中
11、p：他这么混蛋我还这么爱他，我是不是很愚蠢啊s：是的。
l：no，只是有点矛盾而已，矛盾是自然界中的一部分，想一想光，如果从huygensdeguandian来看，光是波，这时已经被双缝干涉实验证明了，但是后来又出现了爱因斯坦，他又发现了光也是粒子组成的……12、Sheldon妹妹：我真为你骄傲，我经常向朋友夸耀我哥哥是个火箭科学家。
Sheldon大怒：火箭科学家
火箭科学家
你怎么不干脆告诉他们我在金门大桥收过路费
我是研究弦论的理论物理学家。
火箭科学家
太侮辱人了
(baidu了下“弦论”，看了一行就晕了)13、讨论g的情人节怎么过：g:我可是绞尽脑汁了，华馆提供了39.95美金的情侣特典套餐，蛋卷啊，饺子啊，数不清的炒菜。
最后你还能和门口硕大的大理石马合影留念。
s:考虑到圣瓦伦丁是公元3世纪被石头和斩首的罗马祭祀，在这个夜晚带女朋友去看一场残忍的谋杀难道不是更合理的庆祝方式吗
13、讨论g的情人节怎么过：g:我可是绞尽脑汁了，华馆提供了39.95美金的情侣特典套餐，蛋卷啊，饺子啊，数不清的炒菜。
最后你还能和门口硕大的大理石马合影留念。
s:考虑到圣瓦伦丁是公元3世纪被石头和斩首的罗马祭祀，在这个夜晚带女朋友去看一场残忍的谋杀难道不是更合理的庆祝方式吗
14、L说被选中去瑞士参加CERN会议并可以带一个同伴（他想带Penny去的）s:太难以置信了
我太开心了
我甚至不想质疑他们为什么会选你去，我要速度奔回家收拾行李。
L：不带s去Switzerland看大型对撞机，在车上L逗S说话：L: 我们玩你的开车游戏吧S: 好啊，游戏名叫“叛徒”。
我说3个历史人物，你以背叛行为的罪恶程度给他们排序。
本.阿诺德、犹大、Dr. LL：你真觉得我和他们是一类人吗
S：是的，犹大至少为自己的行为以死谢罪了.第二轮：Dr. L、达斯.韦德（星战黑武士）、R.默多克L: R.默多克?S：福克斯电视台老板，他把《萤火虫》砍了。
提示他和达斯.韦德并列第二。
15、S:我尝试用瞬时环形影像来审视我的成果来激活我的上丘脑。
16、P:现在他又在干嘛
L:他要不是在分解公式的项一一检验的话，就是在寻找被彼得潘削掉后让短吻鳄吞噬的手。
S:胡克船长的手是被鳄鱼吃掉的，不是短吻鳄。
你想损我至少先把事实弄情楚先。
17、H:他卡壳多久了
L:智商上有30小时了，情商嘛，29年了。
18、L:你在说什么
S:爱因斯坦L:至少多说点S:埃尔伯. 爱因斯坦L:继续继续S:埃尔伯. 爱因斯坦在专利局工作时提出了狭义的相对论。
…..我要找一份半斤八两的低贱工作，只需要动用我的基底神经节就行，那我的前额叶就能专注于解决高级问题。
L:真是雄心壮志啊S:废话，和你说话也够低贱的咧，让我不禁感到思如泉涌啊。
19、S:我刮掉盘子里凝结的玉米翠饼时领悟了聚合物降解的现象20、S打碎一叠盘子，客人鼓掌S:天哪，整个一断面的干涉图样通过分子结构的波状运动。
我之前一直想错了，不该把电子看成粒子，他们是波状的通过石墨烯的，它是波。
现在赶紧给我喝彩呀（众人呆）……..山顶洞人。
P: Sheldon,你去哪
不要这里清理干净吗
S:抱歉，我不在这工作。
21、S:我的膀胱我做主是否可以解决您的问题
老人与海中的50句经典语句
1.It is what a man must do. 这是一个男所应该做的。
2.I would rather be exact. Then when luck comes you are ready. 3.All my life the early sun has hurt my eyes, he thought. Yet they are still good. 生命中阳刺痛了我的眼睛，他想。
（人理解应为指早年初恋女友，那个护士的背叛）呵呵，还好这双眼睛现在还挺好。
4.My big fish must be somewhere. 一定有属於我的大鱼在什麽地方等著。
5.The water was a dark blue now, so dark that it was almost purple. 如今的海水是深蓝色的，深到几乎成了紫色。
6.Most people are heartless about turtles because a turtle’s heart will beat for hours after he has been cut up and butchered. But the old man thought, I have such a heart too and my feet and hands are like theirs. 大多数人对待（海龟、甲鱼之类的动物吧）很冷酷无情，因为海龟的心会在它身体被剖开和屠杀时，被时光打败。
（此句照应“A man can be destroyed but not defeated ” “一个人可以被毁灭但是不能被打倒
”）7.Now is no time to think of baseball, he thought. Now is the time to think of only one thing. That which I was born for. 现在没有时间考虑棒球了，他想。
此刻是只能思考一件事情的时候。
那是，我生来是为了什麽。
8.It was considered a virtue not to talk unnecessarily at sea and the old man had always considered it so and respected it. But now he said his thoughts aloud many times since there was no one that they could annoy. 可以想象品德在海里就不必要说起了，而老人以前却总是思考著，尊敬著它。
可是现在，自从没有了一个可能打搅的人，他就把那些想法高声的说出来，好多次。
9.The tuna, the fishermen called all the fish of that species tuna and only distinguished among them by their proper names when they came to sell them or to trade them for bait, were down again. （金枪鱼，渔人在售卖它们或者交易他们用作诱饵时，……）10.He felt no strain nor weight and he held the line lightly. Then it came again. This time it was a tentative pull, not-solid nor heavy, and he knew exactly what it was. 他感觉没有什麽拉力和重量，而轻轻的抓住鱼线。
之后它（指大鱼）又来了。
这次它仅仅拉了一会儿，不沉也不重，而他已经清楚的知道那是什麽鱼了.11.If you said a good thing, it might not happen. 如果你说出了一件好的事情，那么那件好事可能就会不出现了。
（大概可以理解为“天机不可泄露”） 12.What I will do if he decides to go down, I don’t know. What I’ll do if he sounds and dies I don’t know. But I ‘ll do something. There are plenty of things I can do. 我不知道，如果他下来或者如果他倒地一声死了，我要怎么办。
但是我知道，我会做一些事情。
还有很多东西我可以做。
13.Then he looked behind him and saw that no land was visible. That makes no difference, he thought. 然后他望向背后，却发现，没有一块可以看见的陆地。
他想，海洋没有制造什麽差异，跟之前没有什麽区别。
14.The position actually was only somewhat less intolerable; but he thought of it as almost comfortable. 实际上的方位只能稍微带给人少许无法忍受的感觉，但他几乎想象这是一件舒适的事情。
15.Then he thought, think of it always. Think of what you are doing. You must do nothing stupid. Then he said aloud, “I wish I had the boy. To help me and to see this.” 之后他总是想著，思考著这件事。
思考你在干什麽。
你不能做任何愚蠢的事情。
然后他大声的说：“我希望身边有个男孩，可以帮助我，还有可以看到这。
” 16.What a great fish he is and what he will bring in the market if the flesh is good. He took the bait like a male and he pulls like a male and his fight has no panic in it. I wonder if he has any plans or if he is just as desperate as I am? 这是一个多么庞大的鱼，如果到时候还新鲜的话，他就拿到市场卖了。
他像一个男子汉那样，拿著诱饵还有拉著线，无畏的搏斗著。
我想知道，他是否有任何的安排，或者，他只是像我一样，绝望了。
17.He was beautiful, the old man remembered, and he had stayed. 他很美丽，老人回忆著，还有他以前曾经逗留过。
18.Perhaps I should not have been a fisherman, he thought. But that was the thing that I was born for. 或许我不应该成为一个渔夫，他想。
但是那是我生来的源由。
19.“ Fish,” he said softly, aloud, “ I ‘ll stay with you until I am dead.” “鱼，”他柔和地说著，却很响亮 ，“我会一直陪伴你直至我死去。
” 20.He could feel the steady hard pull of the line and his left hand was cramped. It drew up tight on the heavy cord and he looked at it in disgust. “What kind of a hand is that,” he said. “Cramp then if you want. Make yourself into a claw. It will do you no good.” 他能感觉到支架艰难的拉著，但是他的左手却被夹住了。
它被沉重的绳索卷住了，老人嫌恶的看著左手。
21.There is no sense in being anything but practical though, he thought. 著没有了任何知觉…… 22.I wish I could feed the fish, he thought. He is my brother. But I must kill him and keep strong to do it. Slowly and conscientiously he ate all of the wedge-shaped strips of fish. 我希望可以饲养这些鱼儿，他想著。
他是我的兄弟。
但是我必须杀掉他，还有保证强壮的身体来处理它。
凭良心，他慢慢的吃掉了所有楔形的细长的鱼。
23.He looked across the sea and knew how alone he was now. But he could see the prisms in the deep dark water and the line stretching ahead and the strange undulation of the calm. The clouds were building up now for the trade wind and he looked ahead and saw a flight of wild ducks etching themselves against the sky over the water, the blurring, then etching again and he knew no man was ever alone on the sea. 他眺望着海面，知道他此刻是多么孤单。
但是他可以看见在黑暗的深水里的棱镜和鱼线往前和那平静的波动。
云朵现在贸易风，他朝前望去，看到一个飞行的野鸭在水面上的天空，模糊，然后蚀刻再次和他知道没有人是独自在海上。
24.I hate a cramp, he thought. It is a treachery of one’s own body. It is humiliating before others to have a diarrhoea from ptomaine poisoning or to vomit from. But a cramp, he thought of it as a calambre, humiliates oneself especially when one is alone. 我恨抽筋，他想。
这是对自己身体的背叛行为。
它是在别人面前丢脸由于食物中毒而腹泻或者呕吐。
但是抽筋，他认为这是一个calambre侮辱自己，尤其是当一个人是孤单的。
25.If I were him I would put in everything now and go until something broke. But, thank God, they are not as intelligent as we who kill them; although they are more noble and more able. 如果我是他，我会竭尽所能去直到事情发生。
但是，感谢上帝，他们是不是我们谁杀了他们的智能；虽然他们更高贵、更能。
26.I wonder why he jumped, the old man thought. He jumped almost as though to show me how big he was. I know now, anyway, he thought. I wish I could show him what sort of man I am. But then he would see the cramped hand. Let him think I am more man than I am and I will be so. I wish I was the fish, he thought, with everything he has against only my will and my intelligence. 我想知道为什么他跳了，老人想。
他就好像让我看看他有多大。
现在我知道，无论如何，他认为。
我希望我也能让他看看我是什么样的人。
然后他会看到这只抽筋的手。
让他觉得我比我的人，我会这样。
我希望我的鱼，他认为，他所做的一切对我的意志和我的智慧。
27.He was comfortable but suffering, although he did not admit the suffering at all. 他是舒适而痛苦，虽然他根本不承认是痛苦。
28.He commenced to say his prayers mechanically. Sometimes he would be so tired that he could not remember the prayer and then he would say them fast so that they would come automatically. 他机械地念起祈祷文。
有时他会很累很累，他不记得祈祷，然后他会说他们很快，它们会自动。
29.I must save all my strength now. Christ, I did not know he was so big. “I ‘ll kill him though,” he said. “ In all his greatness and his glory. 我眼下必须保存所有的精力。
基督，我不知道他是如此之大。
“我会杀了他，”他说。
“在他的伟大和荣耀。
30.Although it is unjust, he thought. But I will show him what a man can do and what a man endures. 然而这是不公平的，他想。
但我会告诉他，什么可以做，什么人忍受。
31.The thousand times that he had proved it meant nothing. Now he was proving it again. Each time was a new time and he never thought about the past when he was doing it. 他证明了一千次这不意味着什么。
现在他再次证明这。
每一次都是一个新的时间，他从来没有想过去当他做了它。
32.Still I would rather be that beast down there in the darkness of the sea. 我还是情愿做那只待在黑暗的大海。
33.He did not truly feel good because the pain from the cord across his back had almost passed pain and gone into a dullness that he mistrusted. But I have had worse things than that, he thought. 他并不真的觉得好因为索勒在背上的疼痛几乎已经疼进入了一种使他不信任。
但我有比这更糟糕的事情，他认为。
34.“The fish is my friend too,” he said aloud. “ I have never seen or heard of such a fish. But I must kill him. I am glad we do not have to try to kill the stars.” “这鱼是我的朋友，”他大声地说。
“我从来没有见过或听说过这样的鱼。
但我必须杀了他。
我很高兴，我们不必去捕杀星星。
” 35.Then he was sorry for the great fish that had nothing to eat and his determination to kill him never relaxed in his sorrow for him. How many people will he feed, he thought. But are they worthy to eat him? No, of course not. There is no one worthy of eating him from the manner of his behaviour and his great diginity. 然后他很同情那条大鱼，没有东西吃，他决心要杀死他从未放松他为他而悲伤。
它能供多少人吃，他想。
但他们配吃它吗
不，当然不是。
没有人吃他从他的行为和他的伟大的尊严态度值得。
I do not understand these things, he thought. But it is good that we do not have to try to kill the sun or the moon or the stars. It is enough to live on the sea and kill our true brothers. 我不懂这些事，他认为。
但它是好的，我们不必去弄死太阳或月亮或星星。
它是足够的以海为生，杀死我们的真正的兄弟。
36. I’m clear enough in the head, he thought. Too clear. I am as clear as the stars that are my brothers. Still I must sleep. 我的头脑还足够能清醒，他想。
我太清醒了，清晰到就像群星是我的兄弟。
所以我仍然必须睡觉。
37. “ It is not bad,” he said. “ And pain does not matter to a man.” “那还不错，”他说，“并且，疼痛、伤痕对一个人来说不应该让其成为问题。
” 38. Now I must convince him and then I must kill him. 此刻我必须使他信服，然后我定杀了他。
39. I must hold his pain where it is, he thought. Mine does not matter. I can control mine. But his pain could drive him mad. 我一定要把握住他伤口所在之处，他想。
我的伤口不是问题，我可以控制住自己，但是他的伤口会让他发怒，失去理智。
40. Keep your head clear and know how to suffer like a man. 保持你头脑的清醒，并且懂得如何像一个男子汉那样承受痛苦。
41. Then the fish came alive, with his death in him, and rose high out of the water showing all his great length and width and all his power and his beauty. 然后鱼活了过来，他的死他，高高地冲出水面，展现出其巨大的长度和宽度，和他所有的力量和他的美。
只有这么多了
反派动画角色应该说的台词
英文10400:10:07,670 --> 00:10:09,831Gross. Is this his house?10500:10:10,039 --> 00:10:13,304No. It's his garbage can.10600:10:55,718 --> 00:10:58,983This must be where he stores his food for winter.10700:10:59,722 --> 00:11:01,690As it came down to one...10800:11:01,857 --> 00:11:04,621Boa has the mouse trapped on a branch with no way out.10900:11:04,794 --> 00:11:07,058As the boa moves in for the attack...11000:11:07,229 --> 00:11:10,323...the mouse seems to be facing certain death.11100:11:15,538 --> 00:11:18,473The boa's sensitive tongue tastes the victim's presence.11200:11:18,641 --> 00:11:21,041The mouse crashes through the foliage.11300:11:21,210 --> 00:11:23,735Come on, baby. Come to papa!11400:11:24,413 --> 00:11:26,643Hello, gorgeous.11500:11:28,417 --> 00:11:30,009We've hit the mother lode.11600:11:30,186 --> 00:11:33,246- Tropical rainforest where food is bountiful.11700:11:35,992 --> 00:11:39,723This is the greatest day of my life.11800:11:39,895 --> 00:11:42,659Eureka! I found the cheese balls.11900:11:43,833 --> 00:11:46,097Alvin, what are you doing? Don't make a mess.12000:11:46,268 --> 00:11:48,736Cannonball.12100:11:51,907 --> 00:11:53,204Quick. Hide.12200:11:53,376 --> 00:11:55,344Hurry, you guys.12300:12:10,026 --> 00:12:12,426Did I put these here?12400:14:02,204 --> 00:14:04,172There you are. I got you.12500:14:14,850 --> 00:14:17,045He's been out for quite a while.12600:14:17,286 --> 00:14:18,548You guys, he's dead.12700:14:18,721 --> 00:14:21,417Don't panic. Wipe everything down.12800:14:21,590 --> 00:14:24,354I need three garbage bags, a shovel, some disinfectant...12900:14:24,527 --> 00:14:26,586...some latex gloves and oregano, go!13000:14:26,796 --> 00:14:28,991Hang on, Sherlock. He's coming to.13100:14:29,165 --> 00:14:31,861I must be hearing things.13200:14:35,805 --> 00:14:37,329Oh, this is trippy.13300:14:37,506 --> 00:14:39,701Sir, are you all right?13400:14:42,311 --> 00:14:44,006Get back!13500:14:44,180 --> 00:14:45,511Squirrels can't talk.13600:14:45,681 --> 00:14:47,342Hey.13700:14:47,883 --> 00:14:49,180Watch it, genius.13800:14:49,351 --> 00:14:51,876We are chipmunks. Chipmunks.13900:14:52,054 --> 00:14:54,386Chipmunks can't talk either.14000:14:54,557 --> 00:14:56,252Our lips are moving and words are coming out.14100:14:56,826 --> 00:14:58,350This is not happening.14200:14:58,527 --> 00:15:02,054I am not talking to chipmunks. I am not talking to chipmunks.14300:15:02,231 --> 00:15:04,426So how's that working for you, Dave?14400:15:05,467 --> 00:15:06,695How do you know my name?14500:15:06,869 --> 00:15:09,963I'll field that one. We read your mail. By accident.14600:15:10,139 --> 00:15:12,471You really ought to pay that utility bill, Dave.14700:15:12,641 --> 00:15:15,542- You ever heard of a credit rating? - What's this thing?14800:15:15,711 --> 00:15:18,578Hey. Hey. Hey. Stop doing... Turn that off.14900:15:18,747 --> 00:15:20,374Sorry.15000:15:20,549 --> 00:15:22,642He fell out of the tree at birth.15100:15:22,852 --> 00:15:24,945Can all animals talk?15200:15:25,120 --> 00:15:28,487Well, I believe fish have this type of sign language.15300:15:28,657 --> 00:15:31,820Hey, Dave, do all humans have houses that smell like sweat socks?15400:15:31,994 --> 00:15:33,484Dave likes to wear15500:15:33,662 --> 00:15:36,426Dirty underwear with little hairs15600:15:36,599 --> 00:15:38,396We're getting off on the wrong foot.15700:15:39,301 --> 00:15:41,633Allow us to introduce ourselves.15800:15:41,804 --> 00:15:44,136Hello, I'm Simon, the smart one.15900:15:44,306 --> 00:15:46,638- He's Alvin. - The awesomest one.16000:15:46,809 --> 00:15:48,640And I'm Theodore.16100:15:48,811 --> 00:15:51,439Oh, nice to meet you. Now get out of my house.16200:15:51,614 --> 00:15:54,139But we talk.16300:15:54,650 --> 00:15:57,448Which makes me want you out of my house that much more.16400:15:57,620 --> 00:16:00,953It's creepy. Unnatural. Somewhat evil.16500:16:01,123 --> 00:16:03,591I kind of liked him better when he was unconscious.中文：9500:10:07,799 --> 00:10:09,960恶这就是他家
9600:10:10,168 --> 00:10:13,433不，这是他的垃圾桶9700:10:55,847 --> 00:10:59,112这儿肯他储备食物的地方9800:11:21,339 --> 00:11:23,864来吧，宝贝，到爸爸这来
9900:11:24,542 --> 00:11:26,772你好，璀璨夺目10000:11:28,546 --> 00:11:30,138我们找到了主脉矿10100:11:36,120 --> 00:11:39,851这是我生命中最棒的一天10200:11:40,024 --> 00:11:42,788有啦
我找到了芝士球10300:11:43,962 --> 00:11:46,226艾尔文，你在干嘛
不要乱来10400:11:46,397 --> 00:11:48,865炸弹来啦10500:11:52,036 --> 00:11:53,333快点，藏起来10600:11:53,505 --> 00:11:55,473动作快点10700:12:10,154 --> 00:12:12,554我把这些搁这了吗
10800:14:02,333 --> 00:14:04,301你在这，找到你了10900:14:14,979 --> 00:14:17,174他晕过去好一阵子了11000:14:17,415 --> 00:14:18,677伙计，他已经死了吧11100:14:18,850 --> 00:14:21,546别慌，毁尸灭迹11200:14:21,719 --> 00:14:24,483我需要三个垃圾袋，一个铲子，一些消毒剂11300:14:24,656 --> 00:14:26,715一些消毒手套和香草，快动手11400:14:26,924 --> 00:14:29,119别忙，大侦探，他醒来了11500:14:29,293 --> 00:14:31,989我一定听到什么声音11600:14:35,933 --> 00:14:37,457天，这一定是幻觉11700:14:37,635 --> 00:14:39,830先生，你还好吗
11800:14:42,440 --> 00:14:44,135退后
11900:14:44,308 --> 00:14:45,639松鼠不会说话12000:14:45,810 --> 00:14:47,471嘿12100:14:48,012 --> 00:14:49,309听着，天才12200:14:49,480 --> 00:14:52,005我们是花栗鼠，花栗鼠12300:14:52,183 --> 00:14:54,515花栗鼠也不会说话的12400:14:54,686 --> 00:14:56,381我们嘴唇在动，话就说出来了12500:14:56,954 --> 00:14:58,478什么事都没发生过12600:14:58,656 --> 00:15:02,183我没有在和花栗鼠说话我没有在和花栗鼠说话12700:15:02,360 --> 00:15:04,555自欺欺人不好吧，戴夫?12800:15:05,596 --> 00:15:06,824你咋知道我的名字12900:15:06,998 --> 00:15:10,092这个我来回答，我们看了你的邮件，无意中的13000:15:10,268 --> 00:15:12,600你应该清了那些生活帐单，戴夫13100:15:12,770 --> 00:15:15,671-难道你没听过信用评级
-这个是什么
13200:15:15,840 --> 00:15:18,707嘿，嘿，嘿别乱动…关掉它13300:15:18,876 --> 00:15:20,503不好意思13400:15:20,678 --> 00:15:22,771他出生时从树上摔了下来13500:15:22,980 --> 00:15:25,073是不是所有的动物都会说话
13600:15:25,249 --> 00:15:28,616这个嘛，我相信鱼只会手语13700:15:28,786 --> 00:15:31,949嘿，是不是所有人类家里闻上都象臭袜子
13800:15:32,123 --> 00:15:33,613戴夫喜欢穿13900:15:33,791 --> 00:15:36,555秃毛的脏内衣14000:15:36,728 --> 00:15:38,525我们不应彼此怀有敌意14100:15:39,430 --> 00:15:41,762让我们先来自我介绍14200:15:41,933 --> 00:15:44,265你好，我是西蒙，最聪明的14300:15:44,435 --> 00:15:46,767- 他是艾尔文- 最棒的14400:15:46,938 --> 00:15:48,769我是喜多14500:15:48,940 --> 00:15:51,568哦，很高兴见到你们现在滚出我的房子14600:15:51,743 --> 00:15:54,268但是我们会说话14700:15:54,779 --> 00:15:57,577这就让我更想赶你们出去14800:15:57,749 --> 00:16:01,082这很怪异，不自然，还有点邪恶14900:16:01,252 --> 00:16:03,720我更喜欢他昏迷的时候
求动漫里的经典语录，不要那些中二的，真挚一点的，像“无论发生什么，都不要后悔与我相遇”这样的
人没有牺牲就什麼都得不到，为了得到什麼东西，就需要付出同等的代价 。
--钢之炼金术师名台词---不含有明显意义的... 通常是短促的 例:我是高达。
--Gundam 00你己经死了。
--北斗之拳人没有牺牲就什麼都得不到，为了得到什麼东西，就需要付出同等的代价 。
--钢之炼金术师虽然宿命是不能改变的，但命运却是可以改变的--Dragonaut The Resonance 龙鸣如果想生存下去...那裏都是天堂...--EVA女人的心比海还要深, 男人是不会明白的 - 封神演义我们比起一分钟前的我们更为进化...每旋转一次...就能稍稍往前前进一步...--天元突破 红莲之眼不要哀求 学会争取 若是如此 终有所获--交响诗篇Eureka seveN命运 像风一样...--ガラスの舰队勇气的誓言-勇者王GGG这个世界没有神/真主--Gundam 00残存亦没路,兵败如山到--火凤燎原我从来不认为爱国心对人类的精神及人类的历史有至高无上的价值。
同盟人有同盟人的爱国心，帝国人有帝国人的爱国心......结果，爱国心常常使人 们以挥舞的旗帜不同为理由，使杀戮正常化，有时候是一种强制性的心情，通常是不能和理性共存的。
尤其是当权者将其当作个人武器使用时，其毒害之深实在超乎想像。
--银河英雄传说每个人就像饭团背後的梅子，永远只能看在自己的前面，而忽略自己身後的优点--生肖奇缘杀人很简单,只要忘记咖啡的味道就好了--Monster没有经历过黑暗的人,是无法拥有光明的--浪客剑心活著,总有一天生命会燃尽,肉体会回归大地,并且会盛开出花草。
灵魂化作回忆,在人们的心中永远活下去，世上的一切生生不息,循环往复,人的生命也是如此。
--钢之炼金术师没有伴随伤痛的教训根本没甚麼意义, 因为人不作任何牺牲就不能得到任何收获--钢之炼金术师因为我要保护一个人，并没有人强迫我，是我自己决定的。
我按照自己的意志扣动扳机，为了要保护的人。
在他达到目标之前，我会毫不犹豫的扣动扳机。
--钢之炼金术师没有什麼是完美的，这个世界是不完全的，所以才显得美丽。
--钢之炼金术师即使是命令，也不必要遵从不合理的事，要让自己站於不必遵从的立场。
--钢之炼金术师你以为我是谁!!--天元突破 红莲之眼你的钻头是可以一直钻到天际的--天元突破 红莲之眼我是高达。
--Gundam 00你己经死了。
--北斗之拳我不能不承认,这是年轻所犯的错--Gundam龟波气功!--龙珠不要逃...不要逃...不要逃...--EVA不要将合体後的Gunbuster, 当作一般机械人对待!-Gunbuster你而家有两个 option. 一系从一个机师由头做起, 一系就去种橙--Code Geass大雄：多啦A梦--多啦A梦没有问题...--full metal panic绝望了
〇〇绝望了
如果死了要怎样做
--绝望先生奇迹会发生的
让我来实现它吧
--Gunbuster同一招第二次对圣斗士无效, 已经是常识吧--圣斗士星矢一直改变我的路线--游戏王WAWAWA。
遗忘的东西--凉宫春日的忧郁抽卡!!怪物卡--游戏王比黄昏更加昏暗，比鲜血更加鲜红；时光虽然流逝，你的力量长存；藉著你的名字，我在黑暗中发誓；阻塞在我面前所有的愚蠢之物，凭著你我的力量必至灭亡：火舞云霄
--魔剑美神狼头剑 ! 狼头剑 ! 赐我力量 ! --天威勇士你不是高达...Gundam 00今日的我是凌驾於阿修罗的存在Gundam 00暴力是不行的--Gundam Zeta你既野即系我既野，我既野都系我既野--多啦A梦贼: 你是谁!?比古:把名字告诉一个马上要死的家伙也没有意义呀--浪客剑心You still have lots more to work on...--网球王子左手 只是辅助--SLAM DUNK大地鼓动, 出黎啦 大地神剑--魔动王我轰散你们这些死基佬，我轰散你们!! 师傅救我呀!!!--海虎大嫂!!!我爱你呀!!!--末日战狼我以祖父金田一耕助的名义起誓......所有谜团......都已经解开了......--金田一少年事件簿所罗门啊, 我回来了!--Gundam 0083Booster On!--Cyber Formula最优先事项哟--拜托了, 老师好像你这样的女神,一直留在我身邉--我的女神你的爱不够啊--Lucky Star白武男,我海虎一个就可以收拾你请看下
周杰伦蜗牛的歌词
歌名：蜗牛歌手：伦填词：周杰伦谱曲杰伦编曲：周杰伦：《范特西》歌词：该不该搁重的壳寻找到底哪里有蓝天随着轻轻的风轻轻的飘历经的伤都不感觉疼我要一步一步往上爬等待阳光静静看着它的脸小小的天有大大的梦想重重的壳裹着轻轻的仰望我要一步一步往上爬在最高点乘着叶片往前飞小小的天留过的泪和汗总有一天我有属于我的天我要一步一步往上爬在最高点乘着叶片往前飞任风吹干流过的泪和汗我要一步一步往上爬等待阳光静静看着它的脸小小的天有大大的梦想我有属于我的天任风吹干流过的泪和汗总有一天我有属于我的天