英文动画片经典台词及翻译
狮子王：1. Everything you see exists together in a delicate balance. 世界上所有的生命都在微妙的平衡中生存。
2. I laugh in the face of danger. 越危险就越合我心意。
3. I’m only brave when I have to be. Being brave doesn’t mean you go looking for trouble. 我只是在必要的时候才会勇敢，勇敢并不代表你要到处闯祸。
4. When the world turns its back on you, you turn your back on the world. 如果这个世界对你不理不睬，你也可以这样对待它。
5. It’s like you are back from the dead. 好像你是死而复生似的。
6. You can’t change the past. 过去的事是不可以改变的。
7. Yes, the past can hurt. But I think you can either run from it or learn from it. 对，过去是痛楚的，但我认为你要么可以逃避，要么可以向它学习。
8. This is my kingdom. If I don’t fight for it, who will? 这是我的国土，我不为她而战斗，谁为呢? 9. Why should I believe you? Everything you ever told me was a lie. 我为何要相信你?你所说的一切都是谎话。
10. I’ll make it up to you, I promise. 我会补偿你的，我保证。
：Shrek: Quick tell a lie! 史莱克：快点撒一个谎
Pinocchio: What should I say? 皮诺曹：我该说什么
Donkey: Say something crazy... like “I'm wearing ladies' underwear!”. 驴子：说一些疯狂的事情...像我正穿着女人的内裤。
Pinocchio: Um, ok. I'm wearing ladies' underwear. 皮诺曹：嗯，好。
我正穿着女人的内裤。
Pinocchio: [silence] 皮诺曹：（沉默）Shrek: Are you? 史莱克：你正穿着(女人的内裤)吗
Pinocchio: I most certainly am not. 皮诺曹：我非常肯定没有穿着(女人的内裤)。
Pinocchio: [nose extends] . 皮诺曹：（鼻子变长）Donkey: It looks like you most certainly am are. 驴子：这看起来就像你非常肯定穿着在。
Pinocchio: I am not. 皮诺曹：我没有。
Pinocchio: [nose extends] 皮诺曹：（鼻子变长）Gingerbread Man: IT'S A THONG! 姜饼人：它是一个皮带
Gingy：Oww! They’re briefs.姜饼人：噢
它们是短裤
Pinocchio：Are not.皮诺曹：不是
GIngy：Are too!姜饼人：是的
Pinocchio：Are not.皮诺曹：不是.Gingy：Are too!姜饼人：是的
请翻译一两句爆笑的《神2》台词
一《Shawshank Redemption肖申克的救赎》 1.You know some birds are not meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright. 你知道，有些鸟儿是注定不会被关在牢笼里的，它们的每一片羽毛都闪耀着自由的光辉。
2.There is something inside ,that they can't get to , that they can't touch. That's yours. 那是一种内在的东西, 他们到达不了,也无法触及的,那是你的。
3.Hope is a good thing and maybe the best of things. And no good thing ever dies. 希望是一个好东西,也许是最好的,好东西是不会消亡的。
二《Forrest Gump 阿甘正传》 1.Life was like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get. 生命就像一盒巧克力，结果往往出人意料。
2.Stupid is as stupid does. 蠢人做蠢事()。
3.Miracles happen every day. 奇迹每天都在发生。
4.Jenny and I was like peas and carrots. 我和形影不离。
5.Have you given any thought to your future? 你有没有为将来打算过呢。
6． You just stay away from me please. 求你离开我。
7． If you are ever in trouble, don't try to be brave, just run, just run away. 你若遇上麻烦，不要逞强，你就跑，远远跑开。
8． It made me look like a duck in water. 它让我如鱼得水。
9． Death is just a part of life, something we're all destined to do. 死亡是生命的一部分，是我们注定要做的一件事。
10． I was messed up for a long time. 这些年我一塌糊涂。
11． I don't know if we each have a destiny, or if we're all just floating around accidentally―like on a breeze. 我不懂我们是否有着各自的命运，还是只是到处随风飘荡。
三《The Lion King狮子王》 1. Everything you see exists together in a delicate balance. 世界上所有的生命都在微妙的平衡中生存。
2. I laugh in the face of danger. 越危险就越合我心意。
3. I'm only brave when I have to be. Being brave doesn't mean you go looking for trouble. 我只是在必要的时候才会勇敢，勇敢并不代表你要到处闯祸。
4. When the world turns its back on you, you turn your back on the world. 如果这个世界对你不理不睬，你也可以这样对待它。
5. It's like you are back from the dead. 好像你是死而复生似的。
6. You can't change the past. 过去的事是不可以改变的。
7. Yes, the past can hurt. But I think you can either run from it or learn from it. 对，过去是痛楚的，但我认为你要么可以逃避，要么可以向它学习。
8. This is my kingdom. If I don't fight for it, who will? 这是我的国土，我不为她而战斗，谁为呢
9. Why should I believe you? Everything you ever told me was a lie. 我为何要相信你
你所说的一切都是谎话。
10. I'll make it up to you, I promise. 我会补偿你的，我保证。
四《Gone with The Wind 乱世佳人》 1.Land is the only thing in the world worth working for, worth fighting for, worth dying for. Because it's the only thing that lasts. 土地是世界上唯一值得你去为之工作, 为之战斗, 为之牺牲的东西,因为它是唯一永恒的东西。
2.I wish I could be more like you. 我要像你一样就好了。
3.Whatever comes, I'll love you, just as I do now. Until I die. 无论发生什么事,我都会像现在一样爱你,直到永远 4.I think it's hard winning a war with words.我认为纸上谈兵没什么作用。
5. Sir, you're no gentleman. And you miss are no lady. 先生,你可真不是个君子,小姐,你也不是什么淑女。
6.I never give anything without expecting something in return. I always get paid. 我做任何事不过是为了有所回报,我总要得到报酬。
7.In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you. 哪怕是世界末日我都会爱着你。
8.I love you more than ever loved any woman. And waited longer for you than waited for any woman. 此句只可意会不可言传。
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9.If I have to lie, steal, cheat or kill, as God as my witness, I'll never be hungry again! 即使让我撒谎,去偷,去骗,去杀人,上帝作证,我再也不要挨饿了。
10.Now I find myself in a world which for me is worse than death. A world in which there is no place for me. 现在我发现自己活在一个比死还要痛苦的世界,一个无我容身之处的世界。
11.You're throwing away happiness with both hands. And reaching out for something that will never make you happy. 你把自己的幸福拱手相让,去追求一些根本不会让你幸福的东西。
12.Home. I'll go home. And I'll think of some way to get him back. After all, tomorrow is another day. 家,我要回家.我要想办法让他回来.不管怎样,明天又是全新的一天。
五 1.Outwardly, I was everything a well-brought up girl should be. Inside, I was screaming. 外表看,我是个教养良好的小姐,骨子里,我很反叛. 2.We're the luckiest sons-of-bitches in the world. 我们是真他妈的走运极了.(地道的美国国骂) 3.There is nothing I couldn't give you, there is nothing I would deny you, if you would not deny me. Open you're heart to me. 如果你不违背我,你要什么我就能给你什么,你要什么都可以.把你的心交给我吧. 4.What the purpose of university is to find a suitable husband. 读大学的目的是找一个好丈夫. 5.Remember, they love money, so just pretend like you own a goldmine and you're in the club. 只要你装得很有钱的样子他们就会跟你套近乎。
6.All life is a game of luck. 生活本来就全靠运气。
7.I love waking up in the morning and not knowing what's going to happen, or who I'm going to meet, where I'm going to wind up. 我喜欢早上起来时一切都是未知的,不知会遇见什么人,会有什么样的结局。
8.I figure life is a gift and I don't intend on wasting it. You never know what hand you're going to get dealt next. You learn to take life as it comes at you.我觉得生命是一份礼物,我不想浪费它,你不会知道下一手牌会是什么,要学会接受生活。
9.To make each day count. 要让每一天都有所值。
10.We're women. Our choices are never easy. 我们是女人,我们的选择从来就不易。
11.You jump, I jump. (another touching sentence) 12.Will you give us a chance to live? 能不能给我们留一条生路? 13.God shall wipe away all the tears from their eyes, and there shall be no more death. Neither shall there be sorrow or dying, neither shall there be any more pain, for the former world has passed away. 上帝擦去他们所有的眼泪.死亡不再有,也不再有悲伤和,不再有痛苦,因往事已矣. 六《Sleepless in Seattle西雅图不眠夜》 1.Work hard! Work will save you. Work is the only thing that will see you through this. 努力工作吧!工作能拯救你.埋头苦干可令你忘记痛楚. 2.You make millions of decisions that mean nothing and then one day your order takes out and it changes your life. 你每天都在做很多看起来毫无意义的决定,但某天你的某个决定就能改变你的一生. 3.Destiny takes a hand.命中注定. 4.You know, you can tell a lot from a person's voice. 从一个人的声音可以知道他是怎样的人. 5.People who truly loved once are far more likely to love again. 真爱过的人很难再恋爱. 6.You know it's easier to get killed by a terrorist than get married over the age of 40. 你知道,女人过了40想出嫁就难了,被恐怖分子杀死都比这容易. 7.You are the most attractive man I ever laid ears. 你是我听过的最帅的男士. 8.Why would you want to be with someone who doesn't love you? 为什么留恋一个不爱你的人? 9.When you're attracted to someone it just means that your subconscious is attracted to their subconscious, subconsciously. So what we think of as fate, is just two neuroses knowing they're a perfect match. 当你被某个人吸引时,那只是意味着你俩在潜意识里相互吸引.因此,所谓命运,就只不过是两个疯子认为他们自己是天造一对,地设一双. 10.Everybody panics before they get married.每个人婚前都会紧张的. 11.Your destiny can be your doom.命运也许会成为厄运. 12.The reason I know this and you don't is because I'm younger and pure. So I'm more in touch with cosmic forces. 之所以我知道而你不知道是因为我年幼纯洁,所以我比较能接触宇宙的力量. 13.I don't want to be someone that you're settling for. I don't want to be someone that anyone settles for. 我不想要你将就,我也不想成为将就的对象. 14.What if something had happened to you? What if I couldn't get to you? What would I have done without you? You're my family. You're all I've got. 要是你出了事怎么办?要是我找不到你怎么办?我该怎么办?你是我的家人,你是我的一切. 七 1. Money is not everything. There's MasterCard. 钞票不是万能的, 有时还需要信用卡。
2. One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每个人都应该热爱动物, 因为它们很好吃。
3. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要节约用水, 尽量和女友一起洗澡。
4. Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. 要用心去爱你的邻居, 不过不要让她的老公知道。
5. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每个成功男人的背后, 都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
6. Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.再迟早也会结婚, 幸福不是永久的嘛。
7. The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise. 聪明人都是未婚? 结婚的人很难再聪明起来。
8. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 成功是一个相关名词, 他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚 。
9. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 爱情就象照片, 需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
10. Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
11. Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep. 现在的梦想决定着你的将来, 所以还是再睡一会吧 12. There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 应该有更好的方式开始新一天, 而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
13. Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk? 努力工作不会导致死亡! 不过我不会用自己去证明。
14. Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours! 工作好有意思耶! 尤其是看着别人工作。
15. God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. 神决定了谁是你的亲戚, 幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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英语搞笑对白
英语笑话（一） Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea? A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys. 猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢
你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小。
但除此之外呢，那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤，而跳蚤身上却不能有猴子。
这个答案很有意思吧
Q: How can you most irritate a farmer? A: By treading on his corn? 如果你踩了农夫的玉米或是谷物，他肯定会生气的；而如果你踩了农夫脚底的鸡眼，他会更生气。
Corn既可以表示“玉米/谷物”，也有“鸡眼”的意思。
Q: Which is the strongest creature in the world? A: The snail. It carries its house on its back. 因为snail（蜗牛）的后背上总是背着一所房子，所以说蜗牛是世界上最强壮的生物是不足为奇的。
你说呢
Q: What do people do in a clock factory? A: They make faces all day. 一看到make faces这个短语，你可千万别以为是在钟表厂工作的人整天都做鬼脸呀
因为除了这个意思以外，它还可以从字面上解释为制造钟面。
Q: How do you stop a sleepwalker from walking in his sleep? A: Keep him awake. 怎样才能不让梦游者（sleepwalker）梦游（walk in his sleep）呢
最简单的方法就是不让他睡觉。
虽然这不是治疗方法，但如果让梦游者醒着呢，他的确就不会去梦游了。
英语笑话（二） He is really somebody -- My uncle has 1000 men under him. -- He is really somebody. What does he do? -- A maintenance man in a cemetery. 他真是一个大人物 -- 我叔叔下面有1000个人。
-- 他真是一个大人物。
干什么的
-- 墓地守墓人。
英语笑话（三） Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old lady out of patience. At last she could not hold any more, uttering. Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America. 它们是从美国直接带来的 一位中国老妇人在美国看望女儿回来不久，到一家市银行存女儿送给她的美元。
在银行柜台，银行职员认真检查了每一张钞票，看是否有假。
这种做法让老妇人很不耐烦，最后实在忍耐不住说：“相信我，先生，也请你相信这些钞票。
这都是真正的美元，它们是从美国直接带来的。
” 英语笑话（四）my little dog can't read Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog! Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers! Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read. 我的狗不识字 布朗夫人：哦， 亲爱的，我把珍爱的小狗给丢了
史密斯夫人：可是你该在报纸上登广告啊
布朗夫人：没有用的，我的小狗不认识字。
” 英语笑话（五）Bring me the winner -- Waiter, this lobster has only one claw. -- I'm sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight. -- Well, bring me the winner then. 给我那个打赢的吧 -- 服务员， 这个龙虾只有一只爪。
-- 对不起，先生，这只肯定打过架了。
-- 哦， 那给我那个打赢的吧。
谁能帮我把这段对白翻译成粤语,最好译得搞笑点
乙：大佬你讲，咁岸点解人仲未来噶
会唔会已经过咗去啦。
丙：大佬，都咁岸了
我地个班兄弟脚都软了，个契弟向度ya我地啊
甲：嘈
玩我地
大佬我喺好虾噶咩
不过，阿四说讲得啱，江湖险恶，唔可以不唔小心D啊
再等一个字，唔来就收工
扑街
企到脚都麻咗啦
返去一定要搵个地方去爽
丙：啱，大佬讲得啱
乙：仲喺大佬英明
甲：梗系啦{得意}丙：大佬，来啦
甲：来啦
喺咪真架
丙：我睇得好清楚
我发誓绝对冇错
唔喺就摞我细佬去喂狗
乙：大佬欲手啦
甲：唔洗急，今时唔同往日，三仔俾个条油仔发咗信号咪
丙：啱先发咗。
甲：恩，等间上去噶个阵要记住，专业D，咪搞搞震，我讲去先得去，讲翻来就要翻来，唔好吞吞托托
乙丙两人：放心，大佬
(国语或粤语)公司成员zxcv：z、x无性别，c、v为男性试音词：z：等间去边吃嘢
x：对面新开咗间日本料理，听讲唔错咁。
c：老婆翻乡下，晚黑一起。
v：你个个怕老婆噶，今日有球赛啊警察：要求为男性，攻属性种类试音词：警察：我地喺警察，边位喺王尚文
警察：我地怀疑你同一宗雇凶伤人罪案有关，请跟我地走。
警察：走啦（一堆人离开）
搞笑的三句半台词并翻译成英语
1、M M向俺要照片，难坏耄耋俺老汉，不是没有生活照，难看。
2、rechmond在幕后，佩环不响面不露，谁来掀起红盖头，瞅瞅3、俺家兄妹人心齐，力挽狂澜于险地，有人看着心难受，眼急~4、俺们的节目将演完，大家多多提意见，再替大家表心愿，领导，啥时候发钱5、俺们几个话挺多，大家不要嫌罗嗦，希望能够捧捧场，鼓掌!6、北京先把地方占，天津来个游击战，南昌起义把钱赚，不赚白不赚!7、毕业分配可真难，跨省出部要交钱，还有一条路可走，(铛!) 考研!8、吃吃喝喝高消费，有酒有菜才有味，校园酒店十几家，(铛!) 太黑!9、自由卫生大家治，不许墙上乱写字，还有随地乱吐痰，鄙视!10、超额完成又一年，看到成绩喜万千，代表大家表心愿 多发钱!1, M M to me to photograph, bad old I old, not life as, ugly.2、rechmond在幕后，佩环不响面不露，谁来掀起红盖头，瞅瞅In 2, rechmond in the background, Peihuan not ring surface not dew, who set off a red lid, see3、俺家兄妹人心齐，力挽狂澜于险地，有人看着心难受，眼急~3, my brother and sister both together, turn back the powers of darkness in danger, people looked at heart uncomfortable, eyes urgent ~4、俺们的节目将演完，大家多多提意见，再替大家表心愿，领导，啥时候发钱4, we will finish the program, your opinion, for everyone to wish, leadership, when money5、俺们几个话挺多，大家不要嫌罗嗦，希望能够捧捧场，鼓掌!5 is a lot of, we a few words, you don't too bothersome, hope to be able to support, applause!6、北京先把地方占，天津来个游击战，南昌起义把钱赚，不赚白不赚!6, Beijing first place for Tianjin, a guerrilla warfare, Nanchang Uprising to earn money, do not make white don't earn!7、毕业分配可真难，跨省出部要交钱，还有一条路可走，(铛!) 考研!7, the distribution of graduates is hard to, inter provincial out part to pay, there is a way, (thunk!) section!8、吃吃喝喝高消费，有酒有菜才有味，校园酒店十几家，(铛!) 太黑!8, the high consumption of wine and dine, wine food only flavor, campus hotel more than a dozen, too dark (thunk!)!9、自由卫生大家治，不许墙上乱写字，还有随地乱吐痰，鄙视!9, free health we treat, not disorderly office wall, and spitting spitting, look down!10、超额完成又一年，看到成绩喜万千，代表大家表心愿 多发钱!10, overfulfil year, see results in joy, wish list for us more money!
你的名字的经典台词话语用中文发音翻译
1、彼方为谁，无我有问 。
九月露湿，待君之前。
2、不管你在世界的哪个地方，我一定会，再次去见你的。
3、只要记住你的名字 ，不管你在世界的哪个地方 ，我一定会，去见你。
4、醒来的时候，不知道自己为什么哭， 时常会有的事情 ，做过的梦总是回想不起， 只是 一种有什么消失的丧失感。
5、假如我们相遇，肯定一眼就能认出彼此。
6、从现在开始，我将追寻你的名字。
7、重要的人，不想忘记的人，绝对不能忘的人，就算我不记得你的名字，我也会一直一直拼命的寻找你。
8、即使在没有你的世界 ，也一定存在着某种意义 ，但是没有你的世界 ，就像是没有暑假的八月 ，没有你的世界 ，就像是没有笑容的圣诞老人。
9、梦里相逢人不见，若知是梦何须醒。
纵然梦里常幽会，怎比真如见一回。
10、我已记不得你的名字，却还记得喜欢你。
11、黄昏，不是白昼亦不是夜晚，是我努力却看不清你的脸。
12、明明爱的至深，明明不想忘记，可是只有心碎的声音，却喊不出你的名字。
13、哭过之后仰望的天空，十分的澄澈。
14、未遇上你的日子 ，就是我的冬天，你呢
更多台词请至倩瑞网
将以下台词翻译成粤语。
感谢
你以为你匿埋就揾唔到冇用嘅你系噉拉风嘅男人唔理系咩地方就好似漆黑萤火虫一样系噉嘅鲜噉嘅咁出众你咁犹豫嘅眼神唏嘘嘅胡渣子神乎奇迹刀法重有嗰杯dry martine都深深嘅迷咗我不过，虽然你系噉嘅出色但系得有行规唔理点啊，你要畀晒欠款寻晚嘅过夜费阿叫女使畀钱呀答题不易，望采纳
有和（老妈叫我翻译）一样的搞笑对白吗
“你老妈叫你吃饭了。
”跳伞员狂叫。
突然内裤外穿的超人拿桌饭过来问“要和我一起烛光晚餐吗
”跳伞员超冷
两人经典搞笑对白台词
1、子乔：曾小你是一个男人，能让你的应该是魔鬼的身材而不是的后妈
2、小贤，昨天我右眼皮跳你也说我有艳遇。
子乔：你不懂，左眼跳桃花开，右眼跳菊花开。
正所谓……忽如一夜春风来，春天里那个百花开
3、小贤：不会啊，《魔鬼的后妈》只有24集啊。
关谷：可是你之前还看了40集的《我的亲娘在哪里》，80集的《离婚了不哭》，还有160集的《当媳妇熬成婆》。
恭喜你……你经历了一个女人的一生
4、一菲：我们是有身份的客人，别弄得跟装修队一样。
5、小贤：我是新——新——新来的
第一季的时候，我可是主角
6、一菲：听着，以前的格局是展博，宛瑜和我。
现在他们俩在一起了，就成了展博和宛瑜（顿）还有我。
明白吗
关谷：哦
我知道。
这就是我常做的中文断句练习。