1．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
2 Women pig good, good a home;men pig good,good a world.
母猪好，好一窝；公猪好，好一坡
3 what’s up?
你上了吗？
4 we two who and who？
咱俩谁跟谁阿
5．how are you ? how old are you?
怎么是你，怎么老是你？
6．people hate big name,pig hate big fat.
人怕出名猪怕壮
7．you have seed I will give you some color to see see,
brothers ！ together up ！
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
8．you me you me
彼此彼此
9．You Give Me Stop!!
你给我站住！
10．know is know noknow is noknow
知之为知之，不知为不知…
11．WATCH SISTER
表妹
12．American Chinese not enough
美中不足
13．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
车祸现场描述
14．heart flower angry open
心花怒放
15．go past no mistake past
走过路过，不要错过
16．deepblue press
黯然销魂掌
17．If you want money,I have no;
if you want life,I have one!
要钱没有，要命一条
18．I call Li old big. today year 25.
我叫李老大，今年25。
19．you have two down son。
你有两下子。
20．as far as you go to die
有多远，死多远！！！！
21．I give you face you don’t wanna face,you lose your
face ,I turn my face
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸。
22. If you to me no three no four, I will give you some
colour to see see!
如果你对我不三不四，我将给你点颜色瞧瞧！！
23. Hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!
if you have nothing to say,go home!!
有事起奏，无事退朝
24. Five women who don’t put on clothes play with ten
colour men happily.
五光十色
25. nine man’s power
九阳神功
26. nine women’s story
九阴真经
27. nine women catch a white bone
九阴白骨爪
28. Yelang is a big boy!
夜郎自大
29. guide of dog beating
打狗棒法
英文句子搞笑谐音中文
Room out high people 世外高人
When the moonhas its ownlook up 明月几时有 自己抬头瞅
I am not a casual person,but it is not people casually 我不是随便的人，但随便起来就不是人
Other people"s road,let others have no way out. 走别人的路，让别人无路可走
Water to pure have no fish,people are invincible to 水至清则无鱼，人至贱则无敌
Give me a girl,Ican create a nation 给我一个姑娘，我可以创造一个民族
I want to love,butalready late. 我想早恋，但是已经晚了
Money is not a problem,the problem is no money 钱不是问题，问题是没钱
够不够呢 ，，嗯哼？！
求一句最搞笑的英语句子?带中文翻译。
晚上好！
Moneyisnoteverything.There‘sMastercard&Visa.
钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡
Everymanshouldmarry.Afterall,happinessisnottheonlythinginlife.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛