1、做我朋友吧！有钱带你晴空万里，没钱带你抢特价大米。
Be my friend! Have the money to take you clear blue skies, no money to take you grab special price rice.
2、我上班开宝马，旅游开路虎，接孩子开兰博基尼，买菜开奔驰，不过平时开得最多的是玩笑。
I drive a BMW to work, a Land Rover to travel, a Lamborghini to pick up the kids and a Mercedes to buy groceries, but most of the time it's a joke.