跪求黑衣人1和2的英文对白
要具体的
先给你第二部的，但只能给里面的一部分，因为有字数限制，弄的好辛苦，给点辛苦分吧，呵呵，其余的如果你有急用的话，就留个邮箱给我，我把word文档发给你先是一段介绍的：Mysteries in History,with your host, Peter Graves.Although no one has ever been ableto prove their existence......a quasi-government agency,the Men in Black......supposedly carries out operationshere on Earth......in order to keep us safe from aliensthroughout the galaxies.Here is one of their storiesthat ''never happened''......from one of their filesthat doesn't exist.1978. The leaders of Zarthaflee their planet......in order to escape the clutchesof the evil Kylothian, Serleena.Arriving on Earth, the Zarthans bringwith them their greatest treasure;The Light of Zartha,a cosmic force so powerful......that in the wrong hands it couldlead to the annihilation of Zartha.The Zarthans' princess, Lauranna,beseeched the Men in Black......to hide the Light from Serleena.But they had no choice.Intervention would have meantthe destruction of the Earth.However, in an act of galactic bravery,the Men in Black subdued Serleena......allowing the Zarthans to escape......so they might hide the Lighton another planet.Serleena, released from her captors,vowed that the Light would be hers......and that she would destroyany planet that stood in her way.And so, never knowing what happened......the people of Earth were savedby a secret society of protectors......known as the Men in Black.接下来是正式电影部分：Harvey!Harvey, get over here!Harvey. Heel, heel!You're barking at the moon, moron.Harvey. Harvey!Hey, pretty lady.You taste good.Hey, what the--?Yeah, you too.Nothing fancy, no heroics.By the book.Got it. Hey!Hey, Jeff. What's happening, buddy?-We were wondering why you're here.-The man's talking to you.You know our arrangements.Stay in the E, F and R subway lines......and you get all the garbageyou want.What the hell are you doing here,worm boy?Tee.Jeff....Excuse my partner.He's new and he's......kind of stupid.You getting big, Jeff.Boy, what you been eating?You like jokes, huh?Jeffrey!All right.Sweet dreams, big boy.Sweet dreams......big boy.Transit authority.Move to the forward car.We got a bug in the electrical system.People! We got a bugin the electrical system!Now y'all running?No, no, no! Sit down!It's only a 600-foot worm.-Everybody out.-Put the hammer down on this thing.I'm Captain Larry Bridgewater.I decide what happens.You decide?Okay, come here. Come here.Larry? That's my man, Jeff.-Larry just made a decision.-Larry need to take his ass in there.Don't make me do this, Jeff!Eighty-first Street.Just a second.May I have your attention, please?We thank youfor participating in our drill.Had this been an emergency,you'd have been eaten.Because you don't listen.You're ignorant.How a man gonna bash through--?That's the problem with New Yorkers.''We've seen it all. A 600-foot worm!Save us, Mr. Black Man!''I ask you nice, ''Move to the next car.''You just sit there like--Thank you for participating.Hopefully, you enjoyed our smaller,energy-efficient subway cars.Watch your step.You will have a nice evening.I need a cleanup crewat 81 st and Central Park West.Revoke Jeff's movement privileges.Have him escortedto the Chamber Street station.And please check the expiration dateon the unipod worm tranquilizers.Sorry, fellas. Station closed.-Emergency drill. For your safety.-Do you believe these putzes?You're welcome.I know, by the book.Tee, when was the last timewe just looked at the stars?This is a test. I can do this.Ever feel like you're alonein the universe?Yes.No.-Hey, let me buy you a piece of pie.-Really?Thanks.Hey, you're not alonein the universe.-Remove the arm.-Okay.Please, shut up, Charlie.Please, shut up, Charlie.I'm tired of you constantly talkingbehind my back.You meet a girl. She's into it.The best line you come up with is:''Wanna come back to my place for sometonsil hockey and egg salad?''-Who are you and how'd you get in here?-You like egg salad?Serleena!Why didn't you say it was you?-Where's the Light?-Here's the deal.You're looking for this Light.We found it.You want it, it'll cost you 50 mill.Here's how it'll work. First--Where is the Light?We couldn't find it, but we founda guy who might know where it is.He runs a pizza parloron Spring Street.Let's go. And wipe your nose, idiot.-Good pie.-Yeah.Crowded.Well, they got good pie.What is wrong with you?-You're gonna neuralyze me.-No, I'm not.You took me hereso I wouldn't make a scene.You making a scene.Let me ask you a question.Why did you join MIB?Six years in the Marines.I like the action. Protect the planet.You like being a hero?You joined the wrong organization.-You ever heard of James Edwards?-No.Well, he saved the lives of 85 peopleon the subway tonight.No one knows he exists.And if no one knows he exists,how can anyone ever love him?Hey, how long we been partners?-Feb 1 .-Five months, three days.-Started at noon.-Nine hours.Get married. Have a bunch of kids.Okay.Excuse me. My buddy's kind of shy,but he thinks you are hot.Here it is.I don't know what to say.Years from now,you know what people'll say?-''Employee'' is misspelled?-They charge by the letter.They'll say, ''lmagine that. Big shotlike her used to work here.''-Ben---You deserve it.Bring up a case of Mountain Dewfrom the basement.Hey, Bruno.Two slices of pepperoni andinformation about the Light of Zartha.-Whoever you are, don't hurt me.-Where's the Light, Ben?I don't know what you're talking about.Let me down, ma'am.I want to report a robbery--There.Noise.Kitchen!You idiots see anything?Wind blew the door open.Nothing out of the ordinary.For 25 years, I've traveledthe universe looking for it.But it never left Earth, did it?You kept it here.What are you talking about?I'm running out of time.Where's the Light?-I don't know what you mean.-Listen, Zarthan.You hid the Light on Earth.I'll find it.Once we have the Light,Zartha will be ours.You're too late.Tomorrow at midnight......the Light will leavethe third planet and be back home.Sorry you made the trip for nothing.Now we don't knowif it's on Earth or not.He said third planet.It's here, you idiot.-Third Rock from the Sun.-I never got that till now.It's on Earth, and I knowwho's gonna tell me where it is.-Don't you ever go home?-Nope.I see you neuralyzed another partner.Bee, Dee, when you usea fission carbonizer......attach a de-atomizerso it doesn't sound like a cannon.Hey, get some booties on them things.You're crapping up the floor.Check his visa.The Cephalopods have been makingcounterfeits at Kinko's on Canal.And why do I have a dead Tricrainaslophgoing through passport control?That'd be my fauIt. I'm very sorry.Please don't neuralyze me, sir.-What the helI's that supposed to mean?-Nothing, sir.Good work in the subway.-I remember Jeff when he was yea high.-What you got for me?Look. See those guys in black suits?-They work here. We got it covered.-Zed, what you got?Dedication's one thing, but this jobwill eat you up and spit you out.You want to look like mewhen you hit 50......ish?I'll be in the gym if you need me.All right, there was a killing earlier.1 7 7 Spring.Alien-on-alien.Take Tee with youand make a report.Tee. Right.Tee. Right.You have got to stop neuralyzingMIB personnel.He was cryingin the middle of the diner.I hate that.And plus, you can't count Elle.She wanted to go back to the morgue.I helped her.-You need a partner.-I'm cool.I'll be his partner.Jay, wait up.I appreciate the shot, man.-Thought I'd never get out.-Lose the suit.Sure thing.Just going for the look.But if I say so myseIf,I find it slimming.Not that I've had problemswith the ladies.When you get down to--Nice sled, very swank.Heated seats? Sometimes I get hives.Frank!......
黑衣人3几句经典台词...要英文和中文的..几句就好..
1、不知为什么，历史改变了。
2、天长地久有时尽，此恨绵绵无绝期3、Miracle is what seems impossible happens anyway4、我只答应告诉你宇宙的秘密
——还有非宇宙的秘密吗
5、当你们从夜市归来，又拿去马桶里冲掉。
就会出现这样的状况……
黑衣人3中K的那句很有哲理的台词是什么
如人饮水，甘苦自知Like drinking water,the sweet and the bitterness.（自己翻译的，请楼主检查）K有很多名言，沙发那位就是一个，我就不抄了…… 楼主要是有标准的，请告诉我，3q
MJ客串《黑衣人2》的台词
MJ:卓拉人走了，条约也签了。
Z:干的好。
MJ：Z，那你答应我的职位呢
Z：我在替你争取外星人保障名额，有消息就通知你。
MJ：等等，你明明答应的。
Z:收讯不良。
MJ：z
z：我听不到再联系吧。
MJ:我可以当M探员。
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视频你看看
007大战黑衣人台词
Sky king cover ground tiger, precious tower shock river monster天王盖地虎 宝塔镇河妖（林海雪原） ten years hard training, now it is the time!十年苦练……今天终于能上场了
（国产凌凌漆） evil USA!万恶的美帝
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） You must succeed, you must not lose!你只能成功，不能失败
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） You foolish! I order you no matter what you do, you must get it, otherwise you will be sent to USA to suffer!你这个饭桶
我命令你，不惜任何代价，都要拿到它
否则我就会把你流放到美国去过苦日子
Our technique has a long way to improve!看来我国的科技水平必须要提高
（大史记） The world is dangerous, I never left my name.江湖险恶，我从来都不轻易留下我的姓名
（大话西游） You never leave your name, then leave your head!既然不肯留下你的姓名，那就留下你的人头
It’s you who made me kill you!是你逼我出手的
The same day next year is your fate day!明年的今天就是你的忌日
The day next week is your first seven!一个礼拜后的今天就是你的头七
It’s not true, it is not true….这不是真的，不是真的……
黑衣人3讲到k喜欢喝黑咖啡的那句经典语录是什么，
给我一杯咖啡。
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咖啡怎么总是有一股土腥味
黑衣人2里面那段有狗叫音乐叫什么
难道是The Supreme唱的 I Will Survive
我又重新看了一片，歌确实是who let the dog out 只是小狗算是清唱，不像歌曲里边有乐配吧
黑衣人 英文观后感，一两百字
[黑衣人观后感]《黑衣人》观后感市实验小学六（7邱衍云我看了很多电影，其象最深刻的便是好莱坞大片：《黑衣人》的系列电影，黑衣人观后感。
这部片子主要是关于外星人的，虽然题材不新颖，但挺好看。
头戴一顶黑帽，身穿黑衣黑裤，脚套一双黑鞋······这便是黑衣人的经典形象。
电影中，由汤米·李·琼斯扮演的kay与威尔·史密斯扮演的jay等黑衣人携手维护地球安全，观后黑衣人观后感》。
第一集讲述的是一只蟑螂怪想夺取“银河系”，被黑衣人们打败。
而第二集是讲一个异型夺取“塔萨之光”而“塔萨之光”能毁灭一个星球，黑衣人们当然想保护地球，在总部收到攻击时淡定面对，最终打败了异型。
不过《黑衣人3》还没出，预计在2012年放映，我还是很期待的。
科幻效果不用说了，声效，光线，背景，剧情样样都好。
而我影响最深的便是：幽默。
这扣人心弦的电影中少不了放松放松的幽默情节。
譬如在第一集中黑衣人kay招募了jay，准备给jay武器时，拿出了一把大枪，jay高兴的不得了。
但是，这是给kay他自己的，而给了jay一把小枪。
“万事不能只看表面”这句话在这里验证了，这把枪的威力大的不得了。
第二集中也有这幽默的故事。
一家飞碟上承载着异型，而当这架飞碟达地球时，我们以为这飞碟很大。
当画面中出现狗狗的时候，我们彻底无语，这架飞碟比狗还小。
《黑衣人1》后面出现了银河系，不过只是一个小球，突然一只外形人的手抓起了它；《黑衣人2》也有这个情节：地球也只有外星人车站里的一个行李柜那么大······看完这两个情节是我对太空的兴趣愈来愈强烈。
推荐一下这个系列：《黑衣人》字数：614