结婚之前，身上不装个千儿八百的都不好意思出门。结婚之后，出门装个一两百都觉得很硬气！
Before getting married, I'm embarrassed to go out without pretending to be a child. After marriage, it's hard to go out and pretend to be one or two hundred!
晚上在星巴克喝了杯特浓咖啡，结果现在怎么都睡不着觉了，老贵了想想就心疼。
I had a cup of espresso at Starbucks in the evening, but now I can't sleep any more. It hurts me when I think about it.
换季的时候连猫和狗都知道换毛，我想买衣服有错吗？
When the season changes, even cats and dogs know how to change their hair. Is it wrong that I want to buy clothes?