求岳云鹏河南话版《泰坦尼克号》台词
肉丝儿穿着赛旗袍，在船帮上呆着，要往下跳。
杰克抽着烟，赛于谦。
“妮儿，弄啥咧
”“咋咧，滚，跳船。
”“海水可凉啦。
你看你这个妮儿长得可带劲咧。
”
岳云鹏用河南话说的一段相声其中有泰坦尼克号中间的对白
那个相声的名字叫什么
《规矩论》岳云鹏上演河南话版泰坦尼克号不是欢乐喜剧人的那个，是小剧场说的。
岳云鹏用河南话说的一段相声其中有泰坦尼克号中间的对白
那个相声的名字叫什么
买了一辆七手的奥拓，清A的牌子，撞高树上了，也就他两口子还好点，分尸了
俩胳膊俩腿，啪……
泰坦尼克号的完整台词 要中英对照
“你好克……我改变主，我到处找你……”一个极微弱的、似乎是来自的声音叫醒了杰克，这声音虽然又轻又低，但对杰克却如同惊雷，他不仅听得准听得清，还像被震荡了似的跳了起来。
露丝就在身后几米远处站着，她心平气和，举止泰然，看得出从上等舱到这里，她已在泰坦尼克号上走了不少的路。
这一路上她早已调整好了自己的情绪唯物史观体系的基本思想——生产关系思想（参见《列宁全，自己的步伐，展现在杰克•道森面前的是一个崭新的，完整的、结束了分裂的人格，弥补了心灵断层的露丝，因此她显得那样从容不迫，沉稳得就像一尊雕像。
一个人的蜕变往往就在几个小时之中，一下子一切都更新了，老的躯壳脱了下来，一个生命死了，另外一个已经诞生……几分种前还一脸沮丧的杰克，顿时像吹了仙气般来了精神，他的眼睛睁导大大的，亮了，放出了火光，抑制不住的快乐情绪使他容光焕发，他情不自禁地伸出手臂，扑向露丝……但立刻，他又停止了，用手示意正欲走过来的露丝，让她先不要动……失望和消沉一扫而光，杰克又恢复了乐观豪爽的天性，他要带露丝去体验一下人生难得的一瞬——那种腾空欲飞的仙境……“嘘……”杰克用手指按了一下嘴唇，表示要露丝安静别出声，露丝顺从地屏住了呼吸。
“把手给我……闭上眼睛，快闭上，来，跟着我，上来，抓住栏仟，抓紧了，别睁开眼，不准偷看……”杰克像对小孩子说话似的嘱咐着露丝，露丝的手在他的手中紧紧握着，她被引导着朝前走了几步，然后登上一个台阶。
又向前走了几步，又辽上了一级台阶。
露丝的眼睛一直闭着，尽管不习惯，但她很放心，杰克手的力量传递给她，使她虽然看不见，也走得很平稳。
当露丝感觉到自己身体的位置高了许多时，杰克把手放在她的两只手上，帮她牢牢抓紧了栏杆。
杰克伏在露丝的耳边问道：“相信我吗
”露丝笑着回答：“我相信你
”然后，杰克站在露丝的背后，紧紧贴着她的身体，将露丝的双手从栏杆上拿开，与自己的两臂同时展开，伸直，对露丝说：“好了，睁开眼睛吧
”天啊
露丝惊叫着睁大了眼睛。
这是何等壮丽的景观啊
一无遮拦的大海，海水激起的浪花就在脚下，除了杰克，露丝身边再没有任何生灵，所有的物质都已消失，泰但尼克号上的所有设置都退到了身后，似乎自己是直接浮出海面，或是从天而降，或干脆就置身海天之间。
那感觉，像是海鸥贴海面的低空飞行，随时可以与海水媳戏，又像是从海中跃出的海豚，在海中随意翻滚，轻柔矫健。
与杰克紧紧贴在一起的两臂，就是一对双人翅膀，它可以腾空，可以飞翔，可以到任何向往的地方……露丝的心就像新生婴儿的心一样烂漫天真，那清彻深沉的大海，那只剩下最后一抹霞光的天空，让她兴奋，令她超脱，她忘情地大喊着：“我飞起来了，我飞起来了，杰克
”杰克紧紧地搂着她的腰，使她站得安稳。
紧贴着她的耳垂，杰克喊道：“飞吧，飞吧，我的约瑟芬，坐上飞船和我一起翱翔吧
飞啊，飞啊，我们已经上了云霄……”泰坦尼克号上传来了悦耳的小提琴声，抒情明快的旋律传达着对新生活的追求，热情奔放的节奏好以一曲胜利的凯歌，歌唱着杰克与露丝新的人生路程……Hello, jack... I changed my mind. I've been looking for you... A very weak, seems to have come from the voice woke jack, this voice though was light and low, but jack was like JingLei, he not only, still can must distinguishable as shock was jumped up.Lucy is behind a few meters away, she stands calmly, can behave collected from the first-class cabin, here, she has in the Titanic left many paths. The way she had to adjust their mood materialism basic idea of system, production relations (see the thoughts of his pace, Lenin, show in front of jack Dawson is a brand-new, complete and ended up split personality, the heart of the fault, so she rose appears so leisurely and composed as a statue.One of the few hours at metamorphosis, suddenly everything new and old body off, a life of dies, another has been born...For a few minutes before a face of depression, jack blew XianQi immediately be like a spirit, to guide his eyes wide, light, the light, uncontrollable happy mood that his radiant, he couldn't help to arm the rose... But immediately, he stopped, using hand signal is coming to the rose, let her first don't move...Disappointment and depression are swept, jack and restore the optimistic nature, he will trace the DaiLou silk to experience life rare moment - to fly emptied the fairyland...SHHH... Jack press with finger to the lips, Lucy, Ruth quiet don't hold your breath submissive.Give me your hand... close your eyes, quick close, come, follow me, and caught hold micky column, don't open your eyes, not peek... Jack for kids speak like a rose, charge Lucy's hand in his hands clasped, she was guided ahead for a few steps, then boarded a step. And go forward paces, and a step on the liao. Lucy's eyes closed, although not habit, but she felt relieved, jack hand to her strength, although she see, also go smoothly.When Ruth felt a lot of body position high, jack put her hand to help her two firmly grasp the railings. Jack fell in Ruth's ear asked: trust me? Ruth smiled answered: I believe you! Then, jack stood behind the Ruth clung to her body, Lucy's hands from the railing, and his two arms unbend, simultaneously, for rose said:Good, open your eyes!Gosh! Ruth replied the zheng big eyes. This is how magnificent landscape! Say nothing, arouses the sea waves on foot, except for jack and rose again without any creature, around all substance has disappeared, but Nick's all set to oneself is directly behind, it seems, or from the sea, or simply place the Haitian between. It feels like the sea gulls fly low post, can interfere with seawater, and like the dolphins and whales from the sea, in the midst of the sea, gentle rolling at himself. Stick together tightly with jack, the two arms is a double wings, it can vacate, can fly, can go to any place...Lucy's heart is like the heart of a newborn baby brilliant naive, the deep sea, the clear only last a glow of the sky, let her excitement, she detached, she sniffed5 yelling:I fly, I fly up, jack!Jack tightly around her waist and make her stand. She clung to the ear, jack shouted:Fly, fly, I sit on the ship and Josephine, I fly! Fly, fly, we have the sky...The Titanic was a violin, lyrical melodies sprightly convey to the new life, passionate with a good rhythm, singing the song of victory jack and Lucy new life journey...
泰坦尼克号的经典对白
《尼克号》经典对白YouletgoandI’mgonnahavetojumpinthereafteryou###(Ondeck.RoseiscryingandrunspastJackwhoislyingonabenchsmoking.Sheclimbsovertheship’srailingsandhangsonwithherbacktotheshipabouttojumpintothesea.)JACK:Don'tdoit!ROSE:Stayback!Don'tcomeanycloser!JACK:Comeon!JustgivemeyourhandandI'llpullyoubackover.ROSE:No,staywhereyouare!Imeanit!I'llletgo!JACK:No,youwon't!ROSE:Whatdoyoumean,NoIwon't?Don'tpresumetotellmewhatIwillandwillnotdo.Youdon'tknowme.JACK:Well,youwouldhavedoneitalready.ROSE:You'redistractingme.Goaway!JACK:Ican't.I'minvolvednow.Youletgo,andI'mgonnahavetojumpinthereafteryou.(Jackstartstakingoffhisshoes.)ROSE:Don'tbeabsurd.You'dbekilled.JACK:I'magoodswimmer.ROSE:Thefallalonewouldkillyou.JACK:Itwouldhurt;I'mnotsayingitwouldn't.Totellyouthetruth,I'malotmoreconcernedaboutthatwaterbeingsocold.ROSE:Howcold?JACK:Freezing.Maybeacoupleofdegreesover.Haveyouever,uh,everbee
泰坦尼克号女主跳海之前那一幕的台词
1. You let go and I'm gonna have to jump in there after you.(On deck. Rose is crying and runs past Jack who is lying on a bench smoking. She climbs over the ship's railings and hangs on with her back to the ship about to jump into the sea.)JACK: Don't do itROSE: Stay back! Don't come any closer!JACK: Come on! Just give me your hand and I'll pull you back over.ROSE: No, stay where you are! I mean it! I'll let go!JACK: No, you won't!ROSE: What do you mean, No I won't? Don't presume to tell me what I will and will not do. You don't know me.JACK: Well, you would have done it already.ROSE: You're distracting me. Go away!JACK: I can't. I'm involved now. You let go, and I'm gonna have to jump in there after you.1. 你的话，我也只好跳下去了。
（甲板上。
哭着跑过甲板正躺在椅子上抽烟的杰克看到。
露丝爬上船舷，背对着船站着，正要跳进大海。
）杰克：别这样。
露丝：别过来
别靠近我
杰克：来，把手给我，我把你拉过来。
露丝：不
站在那儿别动
我是认真的
我要跳了
杰克：不，你不会跳的。
露丝：你说我不会跳是什么意思
别妄想跟我讲该怎么不该怎么的废话。
你不了解我。
杰克：你真想跳的话早就跳了。
露丝：你在分散我的注意力。
滚开
杰克：不行，现在我给卷进来了。
你要跳的话，我也只好跳下去。
(杰克开始脱鞋子。
）------------------------------------ROSE: Don't be absurd. You'd be killed.JACK: I'm a good swimmer.ROSE: The fall alone would kill you.JACK: It would hurt; I'm not saying it wouldn't. To tell you the truth, I'm a lot more concerned about that water being so cold.ROSE: How cold?JACK:Freezing. Maybe a couple of degrees over. Have you ever, uh, ever been to Wisconsin?ROSE: What?JACK:Well, they have some of the coldest winters around. I grew up there, near Chippewa Falls. I remember when I was a kid, me and my father, we went ice-fishing out on Lake Wisota. Ice-fishing is, you know, when you...ROSE: I know what ice-fishing is!JACK: Sorry. You just seemed like, you know, kind of an indoor girl. Anyway, I uh, fell through some thin ice, and I'm telling ya, water that cold, like right down there, it hits you like a thousand knives stabbing you all over your body. You can't breathe, you can't think, at least not about anything but the pain. Which is why I'm not looking forward to jumping in there after you. Like I said, I don't have a choice. I guess I'm kind of hoping that you'll come back over the railing and get me off the hook here.露丝：别傻了，你会死的。
杰克：我水性很好。
露丝：这么高跳下去，摔也摔死了。
杰克：可能很痛，我没说不痛，不过实话讲，我更怕水太凉了。
露丝：多凉
杰克：像冰一样。
顶多高几度。
你，呃，你去过威斯康辛州没有
露丝：什么州
杰克： 那儿的冬天最冷。
我在那儿长大，在奇普瓦瀑布那儿。
我记得小时候我爸爸和我去委索塔冰湖钓鱼，在冰湖上钓鱼，你知道吗，就是当你……露丝：我知道
杰克：对不起，我以为你是那种足不出户的女孩子呢。
总之，我，呃，踩到一片薄冰上掉下水去，我告诉你吧，水真冷，就像下面的水一样，打在身上，就像千万把小刀刺进身体一样，你不能呼吸，不能思考，只觉得浑身刺痛。
所以我不想跟你跳下去。
不过，我也没有别的选择。
所以我还是希望你能从船舷爬进来，让我得到解脱。