1、带着你那张虚伪的面具，滚出我的世界。
Take your mask of hypocrisy and get out of my world.
2、驰来北马多娇气，歌到南风尽死声。
To ride horses in the north to South Song more fragile, as dead sound.
3、暗恋是成功的哑剧，说出来就成了悲剧！
Unrequited love is a successful pantomime, saying it becomes a tragedy!
4、只要比竞争对手活得长，你就赢了。
As long as you live longer than your competitors, you win.
5、天很阴。象是要放弃万年的晴。
It's very cloudy. As if to give up the sunshine of ten thousand years.
6、你就像黄瓜一样，欠拍。
You're like a cucumber.
7、别说跑掉，姐唱的就是这一个调。
Don't run away, and that's what she sings.
8、只有你陪伴在我身边，我才不会孤单。
I'll never be alone if you're here with me.
9、我们越是想得到的东西，就越是难以实现。
The more we want, the more difficult it is to achieve.
10、据说每个人心里，都有一只想旅行的小魔鬼。
It is said that every one has a little devil who wants to travel.
11、当我的兄弟，你就要对得起兄弟这两个字。
When my brother, you must be worthy of these two brothers.
12、原来，友情也有新欢和旧爱。
Originally, the friendship also has new and old love.
13、男人可以不帅，但一定要像个男人。
Men can not be handsome, but must be like a man.
14、撕心裂肺的挽回，不过是心有不甘的表现。
Tore heart crack lung to save, but the heart has unwilling performance.
15、只因为现实太过残酷，爱情太过脆弱。
Just because reality is too cruel, love is too fragile.
16、口袋里面钞票的颜色，决定了我今天的心情。
The color of my pocket notes determines my mood today.
17、有些人，失去了才懂得珍惜。
Some people, lost to know how to cherish.
18、活着不仅需要氧气，更需要勇气，还得霸气。
Living needs not only oxygen, but more courage, but also ambition.
19、矫情无聊废物狗，资本不够靠边走。
Hypocritical boring waste dog, insufficient capital aside to go.
20、莫愁前路无知己，哪个都能弄死你。
Anteriormo Chou no friends, which can kill you.
21、心情：晴转多云，阴有小雨。
Mood: sunny to cloudy, overcast with light rain.
22、我从不指望任何人心疼我，为我扛下所有。
I never expected anyone to feel sorry for me and carry everything for me.
23、其实搞艺术的人，都有一点点心理变态。
In fact, people who engage in art have a little mental abnormality.
24、看的透彻，所以我才会活得这样不正经。
It's thorough, so I'm going to live so badly.
25、你们都走得好远，而我却在原地踏步。
You're all walking so far, and I'm standing still.
26、要想了解我，你就得先把天气研究好了。
If you want to understand me, you'll have to study the weather first.
27、爱情是什么，爱情不是色戒就是钻戒。
What is love, love is not lust or lust, it is diamond ring.
28、镜中花，水中月。让流年遗忘那些悲伤。
Flower in the mirror, moon in water. Let fleeting forget those sad.
29、我没那么大方，看着你和别人在我面前炫爱。
I am not so generous, looking at you and others in front of me dazzle love.
30、作业我们分手吧。我想我们真的不合适。
Homework, let's break up. I think we're really out of place.
31、活着就是一场战争，不努力就会被别人消灭。
To live is a war, and unless it is hard, it will be destroyed by others.
32、你今天流汗水，都是你选专业时短了个筋。
You sweat today, you choose a major when you are short of tendons.
33、夕阳西下，断肠人在刷牙。
Sunset, heartbroken people brush their teeth.
34、有钱千里来约会，没钱对面不认识。
Money, a thousand miles to date, no money, the opposite does not know.
35、当幸福来敲门的时候，我或许不在家。
When happiness knocks at the door, I may not be at home.
36、当大家开始向钱看时，哥已经向厚看了。
When you start the money, have to see the thick brother.
37、说好跟你一起混，你当贼来我防警。
Say good to mix with you, you become a thief, I guard the police.
38、不动手打女人的男人，都是好男人。
Men who do not strike women are good men.
39、你又不是我，凭什么说和我感同身受。
You're not me. What do you mean by talking to me?.
40、所谓门槛，过去了就是门，没过去就成了槛。
The so-called threshold, the past is the door, not in the past became the threshold.
41、你全家非主流，你妈黒袜子，你爸锡纸头。
Your family non mainstream, your mother black socks, your dad tin paper.
42、真正的傻逼，是敢于直面本身的厚脸皮。
A real idiot, is itself a cheeky face.
43、都说人生如戏，戏如人生，那干脆唱戏去嘞。
That life is like a play, drama is like life, then go to le.
44、现在物价上涨的世界，某些人却越来越贱。
Now that prices are rising in the world, some people are becoming more and more cheap.
45、有时候，与其多心，不如少根筋。
Sometimes, rather than more, less muscle.
46、挣钱就像用针掘地，花钱就像水渗进土里。
Make money like needle fossorial, spending money like water soaked into the soil.
47、我多想要贪图你的美色，可惜你只是个货。
I want to covet your beauty, but you are only a product.
48、你走你的过街天桥，我过我的暗中通道。
You go through your overpass, I cross my secret passageway.
49、不让男人抽烟，就等于不让女人带胸罩。
If you don't let a man smoke, you don't want a woman with a bra.
50、坚持住，痛苦终会过去。
Hold on, the pain will pass.
51、我很丑但是我敢在街上走，谁TM敢拦我。
I'm ugly, but I dare walk on the street. Who TM dare to stop me?.
52、我得过上百场感冒，你是经久不退的高烧。
I've had hundreds of colds. You're a long running fever.
53、善恶终有报，不是不报，是你太重抱不动。
Good and evil will eventually be reported, not not reported, you are too heavy to hold.
54、用无所谓的态度，过好随遇而安的生活。
Use indifferent attitude and lead a happy life.
55、我也想有个人会害怕失去我，哪怕只有一次。
I also want someone who will be afraid to lose me, even if only once.
56、梦里梦到的人，醒来就该去睡了他。
Dream of the people, wake up, should go to sleep with him.
57、慷慨不该给慷慨的人，吝啬了不该吝啬的人。
Generosity should not be given to a generous man; a stingy person should not be stingy.
58、上相亲节目，挑战你脸皮的尺度。
On dating programs, challenge your cheek scale.
59、上帝肯定会原谅的，因为那是他的职业。
God will forgive you, because that's his job.
60、都是蒙牛优酸乳，何必装人蒙牛特仑苏。
Are Mengniu yogurt, why install Mengniu deluxe.
61、对你的思念早以没有撕心裂肺，也只是过去。
Miss you, as early as not tore heart crack lung, also just in the past.
62、我是个哑巴，平时说话都是伪装的。
I am a mute, usually speaking in disguise.
63、生活把我们磨圆，是为了让我们滚得更远。
Life has made us grind round, so that we can roll farther.
64、没有打不死的小强，只有厚脸皮的蟑螂。
No small cockroach, only a cheeky cockroach.
65、明明是临时工小三，现在都成扶正了。
Obviously a temporary worker, small three now become righting.
66、每天醒来第一件事，就是想睡觉。
The first thing to wake up every day is to sleep.
67、跟我玩你指定输，整不好还得哭。
Play with me, you specify lost, the whole bad cry.
68、禽兽，放开那女孩，让我先来。
Beast, let go of that girl, let me come first.
69、夜有多深，我就有多思念。
How deep the night is, how much I miss.
70、我不想做第一个，我只想做唯一。
I don't want to be the first. I just want to be the only one.
71、工资少得像笑话，日子过得像废话。
The pay is less like a joke; it's like crap.
72、英雄不问出路，流氓不堪岁数。
The hero does not ask the way out, the hoodlum cannot withstand the age.
73、男人看手腕，女人看脸蛋。
A man looks at his wrist, a woman looks at her face.
74、不在放荡中变坏，就在空虚中憋坏。
Not to spoil in debauchery is to hold back in emptiness.
75、日落西山你不陪，东山再起你是谁。
The sun sinks in the west. you don't accompany, who is your stage a comeback.
76、小二，来碗牛肉面，只要牛不要肉。
Small two, to bowl beef noodles, as long as the cattle do not meat.
77、有朝一日虎归山，我要血染半边天。
Some day in the future I want to tiger, bloody sky.
78、只要还呼吸，我就还爱你。
As long as I breathe, I love you.
79、一本正经的外表下，掩饰不了一颗闷骚的心。
Poker-faced appearance, can not hide a baby 's heart.
80、失恋算什么，中国什么都缺，就是不缺人。
What is lovelorn, China lacks everything, that is, no shortage of people.