1、你这张嘴是不是和屁股装反了吧，说下像放屁一样。
Is your mouth reversed with your ass? It's like fart.
2、既然你想演给我看，那就给你足够的时间表演。
Now that you want to show it to me, I will give you enough time to perform.
3、骂我？你是那行做多了见到谁都是抢你生意的假想敌是吧？
Scolds me? You are the hypothetical enemy who has done more and seen anyone who robbed your business, right?
4、原来你是败类中的VIP，你真让我刮目相看呀！
So you are the VIP of the scum, you really make me sit up and take notice!
5、你还追个时髦剪个中分，麻烦你瞅瞅你那是三八分好吗。
You can catch up with a fashion and cut a middle score. Would you mind looking at your 38 points?
6、有时候，我宁愿没有心脏，那样至少不会痛。
Sometimes, I would rather have no heart, so at least not pain.
7、我床上的不知道是谁媳妇，我媳妇不知道在谁的床上。
I don't know whose daughter-in-law is on my bed. My daughter-in-law doesn't know whose bed it is.
8、你个细胞对出来的废物，出来就是污染社会空气，败坏社会风气。
The waste from your cell is to pollute the air and corrupt the social atmosphere.
9、你要找人打我吗，快把你村头的猫猫狗狗都叫出来。
Do you want someone to hit me? Call out all cats and dogs in your village.
10、她竟然喜欢你这么那妖孽的一个人，真是瞎了眼。
She is so blind that she likes you so much.
11、绚丽多彩的世界如同星星的繁华，一闪一闪的全都是狐狸精。
The colorful world is like the bustling of stars, all of which are all foxy.
12、别人不喜欢你还能有什么理由？先照照镜子吧！
What other reasons do you have in other people's dislike? Look in the mirror first.
13、你影响市容市貌，人家是给脸不要脸，你是要脸都没人给。
You affect the appearance of the city, people are shameless to face, you don't have a face to give.
14、只说不做，是虚伪；做了又不想做好，是装B！
It is hypocrisy to say nothing but to do it; to do it and not to do it well is to pretend B!
15、我也不是非你不可。你也不是非我不可。真是一场误会。
I'm not you. You are not me. It was a mistake.
16、你怎么把扫帚放到头上，是怕雷找不到你吗？
How did you put the broom on your head, for fear that ray could not find you?
17、有种人，必须要人指着他鼻子骂，他才知道骂的是他。
There is a kind of person who has to be scolded by his nose and he knows that he is being scolded.
18、说话的时候麻烦你你带点标点符号，我会以为其实你没学过语文。
If you take punctuation when you speak, I will assume that you have not studied Chinese.
19、您是不是把敌敌畏当可乐把您那八毛钱十二斤的脑袋喝秀逗了。
Do you drink dichlorvos as a coke to drink your 80 Fen twelve Jin head?
20、错的不是你那笨手笨脚，而是你那让人捉急的智商！
It's not your clumsy foot, but your intelligence quotient.
21、不要对哥笑，哥不吃你那一套。不要崇拜哥，哥粉丝也很多。
Don't laugh at your brother. You don't eat that one. Do not worship the brother, the elder brother is also a lot of fans.
22、心里有太多浓重的阴影，被生活混淆的烦躁不安。
There are so many heavy shadows in my heart that I am disturbed by the confusion of life.
23、傻币就像南方的农作物，一年三熟，从来都不带歇气儿的。
Silly coins are like crops in the south. They are cooked three times a year.
24、你那张脸峥嵘峻拔高旷，顶天立地磅礴于天下！
Your face is lofty and lofty and lofty and lofty.
25、有钱的捧个钱场，没钱的回家拿钱捧个钱场。
Rich enough to hold a money field, no money to go home to get money to hold a money market.
26、你是第一个让我佩服的，脑袋的和功能脚趾头一模一样。
You are the first to admire me. The head is exactly the same as the functional toe.
27、不要宁愿坐在宝马车上哭，那样容易出车祸！
Do not prefer to sit on the BMW car crying, so easy to crash!
28、你这样的女的真够戳的，差点给我隐形眼睛都戳掉了。
A woman like you is so poke that she almost dropped my invisible eyes.
29、我们都知道你脸皮厚，你不用在那炫耀了。
We all know that you are thick skinned, you needn't show off there.
30、我们骂不骂关你个婊子什么事，草你吗的瞎眼白内胀！
We don't scold you for a bitch. What's wrong with you?
31、拜托，把你脸上的分辨率调低点好吗？我看着你真的好难受啊！
Would you please lower the resolution on your face? I look at you really hard!
32、任何的真话，你都应该坦然接受，尽管会是惨不忍睹
You should be honest with any truth, though it will be too bad.
33、孤独的人常表现得很坚强；寂寞的人则多半温和。
Lonely people are often very strong; lonely people are mostly gentle.
34、人在悲伤的时候，不管听多么欢乐的曲子，都会止不住流泪。
When people are sad, no matter how happy they are, they will not stop crying.
35、下流的痞子每年都会有，但是今年却只有你一个。
Dirty rascal every year, but this year, you are the only one.
36、照个相还掘个嘴，鼓个腮帮子，要不就握个拳头弄脸旁边。
Take a picture, dig a mouth, drum a cheek, or cling your fist to your face.
37、吃着碗里的。看着锅里的，让别人继续饿去吧。
Eat in the bowl. Look at the pot and keep people hungry.
38、你活着浪费空气，死了浪费土地，半死不活浪费人民币。
You live to waste the air, waste and waste the land.
39、非洲人搞上黑猪的后裔，阴阳失调的黑猩猩。
Africans are the descendants of black pigs, the Yin and Yang maladjusted chimpanzee.
40、比遇见一个泼妇更让人头痛的是。同时遇见两个泼妇。
It's more headaches than meeting a shrew. I met two shrews at the same time.
41、尽管现在物价那么高，但你一样的贵不起。
Though the prices are so high now, you are not as expensive as you are.
42、班长班长，左一巴掌，右一巴掌，打到噼里啪啦的响！
Squad leader, left one slap, right slap, hit crackle!
43、三聚氰胺喝多了，您看您那铁青的脸，过年可以当门神驱鬼了。
Melamine drinks a lot, you see that your green face, the new year can be a ghost.
44、整体做些缺德的事，小心遭报应被雷劈，脑残二货。
As a whole, we should do something wicked. We should be careful when we report it. We should be struck by lightning and brain damaged two products.
45、女人借生理期的借口说烦的时候。通常是装B的让你滚远一点。
A woman is annoyed by the excuse of a physiological period. It's usually B to get you out of the way.
46、你不觉得你已经到了天下无敌不要脸的状态了么？
Don't you think you have come to the state of being invincible?
47、如果现在评“最不要脸讲”，以你的能力绝对能拿个第一名。
If you comment on "the most shameless" now, you can definitely take the first place with your ability.
48、你的DNA是什么结构的？我替你们全家感到耻辱。
What is the structure of your DNA? I feel humiliated for your family.
49、女人见了你都觉得自己是天仙，男人看到你都想去做太监。
When women see you, they feel that they are celestial beings. Men want to be eunuch when they see you.
50、您这张脸摩擦系数真大，连猪都要为你羞愧了。
The friction coefficient of your face is so great that even a pig will be ashamed of you.
51、现在的女人真伟大，不知不觉肚子大，有了孩子没了爸。
Now the woman is really great, unknowingly big belly, with children without dad.
52、不想吃天鹅肉的癞蛤蟆不是好癞蛤蟆，你就是那癞蛤蟆。
A toad that does not want to eat swan meat is not a good toad. You are the toad.
53、我暴你个菊，你长的比芙蓉姐还恶心，比凤姐还销魂。
I rip you a chrysanthemum, you are longer nauseous than Furong elder sister, also more ecstasy than Feng Jie.
54、知道为什么人比花漂亮么，因为话没有嘴巴说它漂亮。
Know why people are prettier than flowers, because words do not mouth to say it is beautiful.
55、我骂你你别再装笑了，笑什么笑，跟喝了糖尿似的。
I scold you, don't pretend to laugh, laugh and laugh.
56、虽然你没有猪的身材，但你却有猪的脑子，这也还是不错的。
Although you don't have the shape of a pig, you have a pig's brain, which is also good.
57、你还是放弃治疗吧，实在是病入膏肓药石无灵了！
You still have to give up your treatment. You are really sick.
58、没有谁瞧不起你，因为别人根本就没有瞧你，大家都很忙的。
No one looks down on you, because no one else looks at you at all. Everyone is busy.
59、长的丑不是你的错，可是出来吓人就是你的错！
It's not your fault to grow ugly, but it's your fault to get out of it.